ZOMG JOSH. He *needs* to have hothothot gay sex with Josh. Julian'll be in a meeting with Josh in the Roosevelt room, and all of the assistants will stop working and try to find every single excuse to walk past, or have to drop something off for Josh (and Toby, because while I've never seen First Monday I already giggle at picturing Toby getting all huffy and indignantly, and eventually questioning the humanity of Julian and his cohorts). And of course they will argue, and of course Josh won't be able to leave it at that, and eventually he'll end up dragging Sam off the bar that Julian frequents (info gathered by Donna in her kamikaze flirting) to finish the argument. Eventually Sam will leave, disgusted, and Josh will be at the bar alone with Julian. Josh will go into the bathroom, and Julian will follow. Then there will be a blow job, and the world will rejoice. And then (because Josh can be a bastard sometimes, but really is a nice guy) he drags a drunken Julian home, because he doesn't know about the closeted, angsty rock tumbler that is Julian's brain. They dun angst, they dun sex, they dun angst more.
It's perfect.
Other than that, the only characters jaded and bitter enough to seduce Julian into bed would be Sark (obviously he's heard about Julian's proclivities and decides to use them to his nefarious advantage) or Worth, who is talking to the Senator who eventually oversees the construction of the cube.
Although, the thought of Lionel being hired for some campaign photos, and eventually getting into a political argument with Julian at a hotel bar, that (of course) would follow them back to Lionel's bed just makes my brain *fizzlepop*.
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Date: 2006-05-14 05:46 pm (UTC)It's perfect.
Other than that, the only characters jaded and bitter enough to seduce Julian into bed would be Sark (obviously he's heard about Julian's proclivities and decides to use them to his nefarious advantage) or Worth, who is talking to the Senator who eventually oversees the construction of the cube.
Although, the thought of Lionel being hired for some campaign photos, and eventually getting into a political argument with Julian at a hotel bar, that (of course) would follow them back to Lionel's bed just makes my brain *fizzlepop*.