And then it's six days straight of work and work and work and trying to fix whatever disasters his boss causes, on accident or on purpose, and a week after they slept together Julian calls Josh and says, "So it's probably not a good idea to keep seeing each other, huh."
There's a long pause, and then Josh says, "Ah, no, but the part where you outed me to my best friend, that part will remain with me forever."
"At least you'll never forget me," Julian says, and Josh laughs, and Julian hangs up and goes back to work.
And about a month later he's at a fundraising shindig and meets a nice gentleman in a tuxedo, who shakes his hand and introduces himself as David, an actor, and would Julian maybe like to donate some money to Doctors Without Borders, and twenty minutes later Julian is blowing David in the men's room.
And Sam jumped Josh about two days later, when nine Republican congressmen simultaneously announced their resignations after being implicated in a bribe-taking scandal.
David and Julian moved to Canada, where Julian opened a pro-bono law practice and started writing a novel, and Sam and Josh had pretty good lives too, though not nearly as far north. And they all lived happily ever after.)
WHY AM I ALWAYS DOING THIS IN YOUR JOURNAL, JEEZ. I'd blame you, but really, it's all my fault. Thanks for being so crack-tastically inspirational. Hee.
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this is all your fault, pt 7/7
Date: 2006-05-14 10:36 pm (UTC)There's a long pause, and then Josh says, "Ah, no, but the part where you outed me to my best friend, that part will remain with me forever."
"At least you'll never forget me," Julian says, and Josh laughs, and Julian hangs up and goes back to work.
And about a month later he's at a fundraising shindig and meets a nice gentleman in a tuxedo, who shakes his hand and introduces himself as David, an actor, and would Julian maybe like to donate some money to Doctors Without Borders, and twenty minutes later Julian is blowing David in the men's room.
And Sam jumped Josh about two days later, when nine Republican congressmen simultaneously announced their resignations after being implicated in a bribe-taking scandal.
David and Julian moved to Canada, where Julian opened a pro-bono law practice and started writing a novel, and Sam and Josh had pretty good lives too, though not nearly as far north.
And they all lived happily ever after.)
WHY AM I ALWAYS DOING THIS IN YOUR JOURNAL, JEEZ. I'd blame you, but really, it's all my fault. Thanks for being so crack-tastically inspirational. Hee.