Fic: You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl) [McKay/Sheppard]

[trinityofone]

I started this story ages ago—last Easter, in fact, which I know because I was visiting siriaeve at the time—and it was supposed to be for sga_flashfic's Not Happening Challenge, but I missed the deadline by, like, a lot. It's finally, finally finished now—just in time for Amnesty! (Although now I'm a bit worried that everyone will be too busy with Yultide to care.)

Anyway.

Title: You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Length: ~13,300 words
Spoilers: Mostly written before S3, but now contains a few minor spoilers through 'The Game'
Warnings: Bodyswap, genderfuck, hetsex—it's a trifecta of sin!
Summary: Rodney crossed his arms under his breasts. "Well, this is stupid. And typical. Both my opportunities for hot gay sex and hot heterosexual sex are ruined!"
A/N: My intense gratitude to siriaeve, who helped me with this story from last Easter, when I was rambling on about the plot while lying in her sister's bed (note: said sister was not actually in said bed at the time), to this past Sunday, when I e-mailed her with the query, "Wanna beta 13,000 words of genderfuck? Oh, and Merry Christmas Eve!"

You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl)

In other news, I'm flying to Indiana tomorrow to visit randomeliza. I am going to freeze my ass off, but at least I'll have an excuse to wear my Doc Martens again. I'll be back after the first of the year...and can you believe that 2006 is almost over? I can't. It's really freaking me out.

Tiny favor to ask: a couple days ago, somebody rec'd a PotC fic, Sparrow/Norrington. It wasn't a Yultide fic, it was six parts on someone's LJ, and I opened it to another tab which I then lost when my computer crashed. I couldn't find it again by looking through my history...anybody have any idea what it might be? Thanks.

I'm feeling really nervous today. I hope it isn't airplane-related anxiety. *bites nails*

Comments

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I'm totally looking forward to being entertained! Or, at the very least, fed. *vbg*

I'm so relieved that the hetsex was hot! I haven't written any in ages...and now that I think about it, most of what I wrote wasn't terribly explicit. I think perhaps it makes me self-conscious, because I have (some) actual experience in that area, and I risk revealing too much of my personal likes and dislikes, or, y'know, perversions. "She likes WHAT? And she thinks it's NORMAL?"

I've been reading way too much of Smart Bitches, Trashy Books lately. I think I'm gonna want recs of halfway decent romances from you. (Ones that are better than the two I got sent here at work: A Father's Place by Joan Kirby and Together Always by Dallas Schulze. You don't want either of those, do you?)

I'm so excited to see you, too! I shall try to arrive in a not too-travel wrecked state.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

I think perhaps it makes me self-conscious, because I have (some) actual experience in that area, and I risk revealing too much of my personal likes and dislikes, or, y'know, perversions. "She likes WHAT? And she thinks it's NORMAL?"

See, I always just assume that what I like is what everybody likes, because I've never had anyone tell me differently, and I guess I figure that anyone who doesn't like what I like will be polite enough not to call me a freak to my face. In fact, I started out writing het and it took me forever to actually write a graphic slash scene because I had no experience with it.

I think I'm gonna want recs of halfway decent romances from you.

I am the trashy romance novel queen. My friends take the piss out of me for reading them, then ask me to pass them along when I'm done with them. I am the polar opposite of a literature snob. :)

You shall definitely be fed! Sadly we have no Lemon Crepes here, but we have lots of other things that are mighty tasty. It's not LA, but it's gotten way more multicultural since the last time I was here, which equals tasty tasty food. And if that fails, there's always Steak 'N' Shake.