SGA 3.16: The Ark
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trinityofoneWell, that was definitely a Willow-song episode. Fill-er! There were some okay character moments though. In brief:
*Rodney's "should've used a Mac." !!!! I almost died. You could tell Hewlett got a huge kick out of it. Also, this Mac user approves!
*Ronon! Man, I loved Ronon in this. The way he wrenched his arm back into his socket was so hard core, and you could tell that John thought it was way hard core. "I don't like waiting." Ronon, you have won my heart with your impatience. I also loved their vow to go down fighting by fighting each other to the death. Awww! Boys. *smishes*
*John's shirt. Hot.
*John's little emo collapse when the doors shut. Dorky!
*John in welding goggles and gloves. Really dorky. (And also strangely hot.)
ETA: *John's "I don't want to die." I mention this only because I've seen a lot of "John's suicidal!" in things like fic summaries lately. Um, no. Being willing to die and wanting to die are two separate things. Please let's not rehash the post-'The Gift' BtVS fandom debate.
*Rodney's "we don't leave men behind!" and Lorne's reaction to it. Can we have some Rodney/Lorne bonding fic please? (Er, not like that. Or like that, whatever!)
*Um. The suicidal guy was kinda hot?
Mostly though: blah. Yawn. And why do they always have to have jokes like the "except Rodney" line? I mean, obviously John's kidding—canon has shown this. And possibly, it is a case of John PROTESTING TOO MUCH TO THE POINT OF HILARITY, MR. MY PLANET OF KINKY BONDAGE FETISH PEOPLE HAD HEARTS ON THEIR LEATHER TUNICS. But, man, as someone who has always worried that her friends don't really like her that much, and that they talk smack about her behind her back—as the team has been shown to do to Rodney; hello, parts of 'McKay & Mrs. Miller' that make me wince and want to hide behind the couch—why? Seriously, why? Why do a bunch of writers who were almost certainly outcast dorks themselves want to take the side of the cool kids ragging on the geek? I mean, I'm fully willing to admit that my own issues are coloring my interpretation of this, but jeeze. I was ready to leave this episode having been, y'know, just sort of bored (and note: giving Teyla more lines does not equal giving her something to do, if said lines could just have easily been spoken by Bob Redshirt); instead I left it with a sour taste in my mouth.
I'm probably making too much out of nothing, and should go back to pretending that when Rodney said, "Any last thing you want to say?" he was really asking, "Do you love me, Sheppard?" And when John answered, "You owe me a week's pay, Rodney," that was secret code for "Yes, and you owe me a blow job." THE END.
Also...anyone want to buy my Peg2 ticket? Please? trinityofone AT livejournal DOT com. Reasonable rates! Will throw in a story or something! I have to go to the dentist tomorrow and I need money!
Okay, that was just pathetic. Please ignore.
ETA2: Well, apparently they're non-transferable. I hate my life.
*Rodney's "should've used a Mac." !!!! I almost died. You could tell Hewlett got a huge kick out of it. Also, this Mac user approves!
*Ronon! Man, I loved Ronon in this. The way he wrenched his arm back into his socket was so hard core, and you could tell that John thought it was way hard core. "I don't like waiting." Ronon, you have won my heart with your impatience. I also loved their vow to go down fighting by fighting each other to the death. Awww! Boys. *smishes*
*John's shirt. Hot.
*John's little emo collapse when the doors shut. Dorky!
*John in welding goggles and gloves. Really dorky. (And also strangely hot.)
ETA: *John's "I don't want to die." I mention this only because I've seen a lot of "John's suicidal!" in things like fic summaries lately. Um, no. Being willing to die and wanting to die are two separate things. Please let's not rehash the post-'The Gift' BtVS fandom debate.
*Rodney's "we don't leave men behind!" and Lorne's reaction to it. Can we have some Rodney/Lorne bonding fic please? (Er, not like that. Or like that, whatever!)
*Um. The suicidal guy was kinda hot?
Mostly though: blah. Yawn. And why do they always have to have jokes like the "except Rodney" line? I mean, obviously John's kidding—canon has shown this. And possibly, it is a case of John PROTESTING TOO MUCH TO THE POINT OF HILARITY, MR. MY PLANET OF KINKY BONDAGE FETISH PEOPLE HAD HEARTS ON THEIR LEATHER TUNICS. But, man, as someone who has always worried that her friends don't really like her that much, and that they talk smack about her behind her back—as the team has been shown to do to Rodney; hello, parts of 'McKay & Mrs. Miller' that make me wince and want to hide behind the couch—why? Seriously, why? Why do a bunch of writers who were almost certainly outcast dorks themselves want to take the side of the cool kids ragging on the geek? I mean, I'm fully willing to admit that my own issues are coloring my interpretation of this, but jeeze. I was ready to leave this episode having been, y'know, just sort of bored (and note: giving Teyla more lines does not equal giving her something to do, if said lines could just have easily been spoken by Bob Redshirt); instead I left it with a sour taste in my mouth.
I'm probably making too much out of nothing, and should go back to pretending that when Rodney said, "Any last thing you want to say?" he was really asking, "Do you love me, Sheppard?" And when John answered, "You owe me a week's pay, Rodney," that was secret code for "Yes, and you owe me a blow job." THE END.
Okay, that was just pathetic. Please ignore.
ETA2: Well, apparently they're non-transferable. I hate my life.
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Date: 2007-01-10 01:09 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-01-10 12:16 pm (UTC)But if it was for fic! *strokes chin* That's sort of like homework, right? :> Or you could give me a Basic Plot Synopsis! (Is that the one where they torture John?)
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Date: 2007-01-10 06:21 pm (UTC)HOWEVER...SGA is really quite fun. Not brilliant, by any means, but fun—funny and dorky, not really like SG1 at all. (Which I don't particularly care for.) Plus, the eye candy—damn.
So there's my little quasi-sales pitch. Please feel free to ignore. *g*
'Common Ground'—yeah, that's the one where John is captured by Kolya and tortured by being repeatedly fed on by a Wraith. Then he and the Wraith—who's also a prisoner and being tortured—team up and escape, even though they're boh very weak, John from being fed on (and I must say, Joe actually looks ridiculously hot with the first few stages of old age makeup on—the grey hair? Nice) and the Wraith from barely eating anything (except John) in a really long time. They get chased by Kolya's men, and when they're surrounded, the Wraith suddenly turns on John and drains him down to almost nothing, using the strength he gains to defeat the Genii. He then goes back to John, who demands that he finish him off, but instead the Wraith puts all the life back into him—apparently a neat Wraith trick that we just didn't know about. So John is okay, and he and the Wraith go their separate ways. The end.
Now imagine that with Nioke. It makes me feel physically ill, in a way, like the boy with the fish, but...but...
I'd be an interesting story. I can't resist those.