*verklempt*

[trinityofone]

Oh my God! Not ten minutes after I made that last post, flowers arrived for me! Talk about timing! At first I thought it was from a publisist—the other Associate Editor, who does parties, is always getting gift baskets from club promoters—but it was from John and Rodney! Well, that's what the card said, anyway. ;-)

Whoever you are, thank you so, SO much. I am so touched— I love all of you and I'm so glad I have this place to bitch and squee and mourn and rejoice in. Thank you.

*huge, enveloping hugs*

Comments

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Sorry to point it out, but you know that yak is not native to Canada, right? As much as I admire your efforts to justify Meat Of The Month Club to Sheppard, who clearly has no taste (because I'm sorry, nothing says I Love You like an exquisitely tender steak) it would have been more believable if you had said "caribou" or something.

But you're still smarter than me, even if you do mix up yak and caribou. So no insult intended, you sexy sexy man.

[(Anonymous)]

HEY. Hands off.

JS

and whatami - chopped liver?

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

You're sexy too, Sheppard. Both of you are! I don't play favourites. I lust equally. (But you do have bad taste - Meat Of The Month Club was totally a good idea. Girls love the meat.)

[(Anonymous)]

. . . is that a come on?

JS

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Do you want it to be? *wink*

[(Anonymous)]

. . . are you an Ascended chick? Cause - I gotta tell ya, I'm sorta up to quota on Ascended chicks and wannabes.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Never Ascended. I am 100% in possession of my original corporeal form. I don't think I'd want to Ascend, either - your hair loses shine and bounce once you ascend. Well, at least it did with your last Ascended floozy.

...are there any other quotas that need meeting?

[(Anonymous)]

floozy?

JS

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Oh, she totally was. You just didn't see it cause you thought she was hot.

[(Anonymous)]

Who the hell are we talking about here?

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Chaya! Obviously. Come on, keep up.

[(Anonymous)]

See - that's where you got me confused. 'Cause then there was Teer, right? And she wasn't a floozy. I mean, a bit weird, sure, but not so much with the floo.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Ah, see, if I had meant Teer I wouldn't have said "Ascended" - she wasn't Ascended while you were seeing her, at least. But yes, she was weird. That much meditation kind of freaks me out.

[(Anonymous)]

Me too. And like - she said she could see me in her mind, right?

So - she saw . . . if she wanted . . . and I think she did . . . stuff.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

That's just weird. This is why I don't hang out in hippie communes. She was totally trying to get you to join the cult, John. I bet she was one step away from offering you Kool-Aid.

[(Anonymous)]

See? That's why I don't drink kool-aid. Ever.

And there's nothing she could've offered me that would've - you know. Made up for. Stuff. Here.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Obviously! You've got people in Atlantis. That mean... stuff. To you. Friends-wise, of course. And puddlejumpers! No flying puddlejumpers when you're a big glowy light squid.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sorry, you do you know what my degrees - and note that I say degrees, plural - are in, right? Do you see botany hidden amongst them anywhere? Zoology? Any field of barely-scientific study connected to Canada's varied array of wildlife? No.

Yak, caribou - whatever. I just call them 'good eating.'

And - what? Sexy? You're an English major, aren't you? They're all wildly over-sexed.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

No, I'm an Ancient Historian. We're worse than English majors. Or better, depending on your perspective. But none of us can resist that ass of yours. We're all very, very jealous of Colonel Sheppard. I'd grope you, but I think he'd shoot me.

[(Anonymous)]

Damn straight I would.

[(Anonymous)]

My god, worse. At least English majors can use their quote unquote degrees to write decently punctuated porn.

And good god, woman, please stop objectifying me. I feel like I'm back with all those rabid feminists at Berkeley.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Don't you insult my punctuation, Rodney McKay. My intelligence, maybe. My punctuation? NEVER.

But we objectify because we love! Or at the very least, lust. If you want it to stop, you should stop being so sexy.

[(Anonymous)]

Funny. That's what my very first thesis advisor said to me. Though in fairness, she didn't say 'sexy', she said 'jailbait piece of ass.'

I still have nightmares. The woman practically had an Adam's apple.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Aww, poor Dr. McKay. Did she scare you? Well, I promise my throat is entirely Adam's apple free. Just so you don't have any flashbacks. Would you like a hug? I promise not to grope you. Much.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god, are you related to Cadman? You are, aren't you, she's from one of those podunk Mid-West potato states, too.