My parade, it cannot be rained upon

[trinityofone]

Anonymous Bible-quoting in my Yay! California Gay Marriage post

Is it wrong that this just makes me laugh? A lot?

But then, how can I be sad when so many people will be having average, boring, gay-married sex soon? I AM SURROUNDED BY AN UMBRELLA OF LOVE.

...I also seem to have just invented a new condom euphemism. \o/

Comments

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

Trin - what the hell does your post have to do with adultery? Your troll is doing it wrong.

[godofwine.livejournal.com]

They are cheating on their union with god with their big gay sexing! Or something.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Right. Because we all know that the only way to properly honor God is through fisting (http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html).

[godofwine.livejournal.com]

Hey you notice it was straight fisting! Between a man and his wife. The only righteous way to enjoy god's fist of love.

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

I will never be able to unread "god's fist of love."

Thank you, thank you so much! *tears of joy*

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure. The wife should pray for openness and readiness to receive God’s love and grace in the form of her husband’s hand.

OMG CHRISTIAN FISTING FTW! \o/

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

This is possibly the best thing I've ever read in my entire life.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

YES EXACTLY. I clicked through expecting something about man lying with another man or whatever, and it's all 'NOOOOOO SEX ARE RONG!!'

I feel slighted, somehow.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I shall make an effort to have more high-quality trolls in future. ;-)

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Didn't you work in porn or something? I expect high-quality religious shunning from your journal!

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

Yeah Trin, how could you have failed us so. *tisks*

Though hopefully a higher quality in trollage won't be marked with a significant decrease in hilarity.

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

Me too! I was all primed with my 'Oh YEAH? And do you eat shellfish? And wear clothes made from two different threads?" and . . . there was no need. Bummer! Bad troll, bad!

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

YES!! Oh, The West Wing trained me well, AND FOR NAUGHT.

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

Jed Bartlett is my Debate Coach! \o/

[omglawdork.livejournal.com]

AWESOME

We should make t-shirts. Seriously.

(also, AMEN to all of the above)

[amireal.livejournal.com]

It makes me sad when they cannot be bothered to stay on topic! It's like they're not even trying (or kind of dumb, either/or). *sniff* Back in my day, trolls walked uphill both ways to spam you with RELEVANT SPAM.

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

IN THE SNOW

[amireal.livejournal.com]

WITH CRAPPY NON-WATERPROOF BOOTS!

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

GETTING UP TO DO SO AN HOUR BEFORE THEY WENT TO BED

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

BOTH WAYS AND TWICE ON WEEKEND!

[amireal.livejournal.com]

IN THE DARK.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

Well, how else will they learn the fine rules of debate?

Step 1: Remain on topic, do not go off on a rant about tapioca if your original topic was about nuclear war.

[godofwine.livejournal.com]

HI THAT MADE ME LAUGH TOO!

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

I feel compelled to share my own favourite Bible verse:

"Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt, and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses." (Ezekiel 23:19-20)

Wise words for us all, I think.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Why...I think I've found religion! :D

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

I had no idea the Bible was so risque! :O HAS MY WHOLE LIFE BEEN A LIE?!

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

That's beautiful.

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

Sorry wrong post..

And don't you love people that feel the need to post something like that, and then feel the need not to stand up and say who it is.

Anonymous posting...*sigh*

[aurora]

Is it wrong that this just makes me laugh? A lot?
Nope. The whole thing is ridiculous as hell!

[sol-se.livejournal.com]

That was a whole lot of non-relevant text to copypaste...They can't even spam with relevant copypasta? Your trolls are very special indeed.

[trobadora]

Troll isn't even on topic. *yawns*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

My trolls have been judged sub-par! *sobs*

[mirabile-dictu.livejournal.com]

So it's not because I'm an atheist that his/her comment confused me?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not the best person to answer that question, but my guess? NO.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Confused the Christians too.

Seriously, though if you're going to tell someone they're going to hell, you might as well do it with a relevant bit of biblevomit.

[dovil.livejournal.com]

Obviously the troll is very much for gay marriage but very much against them then cheating on their spouses. An enlightened bigot - I think it's kind of beautiful.

[geeklite.livejournal.com]

It's not wrong that it makes you laugh, I have giggled hysterically on more than one occasion when someone pulls out the Bible quotes as authorative evidence that x, y, or z is the correct way to behave.

[ariadne83]

Obviously that troll had a rather loose definition of adultery

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

Is it me or is it really obvious they went to a bible quotes generator and didn't find anything that said "OMG FLAMING GAY BASTARDS!" so adultery and fornication was as close as they could get?

People are puzzling.

[operafloozy.livejournal.com]

You see, this is when Mark 14:51-52 (http://bibleresources.bible.com/passagesearchresults.php?passage1=Mark+14%3A51-52&version1=31)comes in handy.

Three and a half years of Catholic school, and this is what I remember. I mean, I'm sure there's something about love in that book, but for some reason, this left a bigger impression.

(Hi, I just finished reading the last part of nature boy, and decided to check out the rest of your lj)