Fic: Missionary Position

siriaeve and chopchica needed cheer-up fic, so I wrote this little post-'Allies' crack comedy. Yes, that's right: post-'Allies.' Crack. Comedy.

Oh God, don't ask.

Title: Missionary Position
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Spoilers: Through ‘Allies’
Length: ~3000 words
Summary: Um. Kind of what the Season 3 premiere would be like, if it were written by Douglas Adams. And he was on crack.

( Missionary Position )