Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret?

Recently linked to on my flist: Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms. It's very...special.

Anyway, I think we should have a contest. Whoever can use the most of these in a fic--with bonus points if the fic isn't utter crack, and if the euphemisms aren't just being listed (although a little of that would be okay by me *g*)--wins. At like, everything. Ever.

Go! Willy the one-eyed wonder worm, Herman von Longschlongstein, Buster McThunderstick--not to mention Prince Everhard of the Netherlands (royalty, no less!)--command you!

ETA: aurora_84 has pointed out that the fannish hivemind strikes again! *boggles*

I'm not, like...obligated to sign up for that now, am I?

Fic: Four Quarters

It's finally finished! OMGYAY.

Title: Four Quarters
Author: trinityofone
Artist: wychwood
Rating: R
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Category: AU
Length: ~8150 words
Summary: Teyla is the beautiful one, Ronon is the enigmatic one, and Rodney, of course, is the genius one. But John, John is the star.
A/N: Written for artword challenge 003A, prompt 03: Truth From Fiction. With many thanks to jarsy, siriaeve, and randomeliza for inspiration and prodding.



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