Prizes!

I have acquired prizes for the Second Not-Quite-Annual Fannish Bulwer-Lytton contest! And they are quite awesome, if I do say so myself. (Why, I do!) Enter here for a chance to win a prize that could CHANGE YOUR LIFE!*



*Actual life-changing properties of prizes not guaranteed. No assembly required. If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, please share your genderfuck secrets with me.

Oh dear.

The one problem with this Bulwer-Lytton thing? The actual first sentences of the actual ficlets one is trying to write start to sound instead like entries for the contest.

Making a joke about bad '70s television right off the bat probably isn't helping matters...