The dialogue that had to die.

[trinityofone]

Apparently there were things besides chocolate and sex that were capable of rendering Rodney incoherent. However, John had really had his heart set on the latter. He tried a different tack. “I’ve just had an emotionally traumatizing experience,” he said. "Please heal me with your penis."

*mourns*

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[namastenancy.livejournal.com]

The healing penii of Rodney. But it only works when applied to Shep - so, go forth and write crack.
LOL!

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

The crack writes itself. The crack invades other, "serious" work. Watch: next a line about Rodney's healing penis is going to sneak into one of my history papers.

Then in 1846, the potato blight struck. Fortunately, Rodney really liked potatoes, so he used the healing power of his penis to make the blight go away. Everyone lived happily ever after and ate lots of potatoes. The end.

A+.