The dialogue that had to die.

[trinityofone]

Apparently there were things besides chocolate and sex that were capable of rendering Rodney incoherent. However, John had really had his heart set on the latter. He tried a different tack. “I’ve just had an emotionally traumatizing experience,” he said. "Please heal me with your penis."

*mourns*

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[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

The truly frightening thing? I have no idea whether you mean because:

1) I wrote the line in the first place;
or 2) I took it out.

My brain = warped for LIFE!