The dialogue that had to die.

[trinityofone]

Apparently there were things besides chocolate and sex that were capable of rendering Rodney incoherent. However, John had really had his heart set on the latter. He tried a different tack. “I’ve just had an emotionally traumatizing experience,” he said. "Please heal me with your penis."

*mourns*

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[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I was about to say that I'll save it for a crackfic someday. Then I realized that I have actually already written a story about John's magic healing penis. *headdesk*

Um...maybe a companion piece?