The dialogue that had to die.

[trinityofone]

Apparently there were things besides chocolate and sex that were capable of rendering Rodney incoherent. However, John had really had his heart set on the latter. He tried a different tack. “I’ve just had an emotionally traumatizing experience,” he said. "Please heal me with your penis."

*mourns*

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[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

It will live again, I'm sure. Just...not in a story that's supposed to be serious. Everything turns to crack, I tell you!