The dialogue that had to die.

[trinityofone]

Apparently there were things besides chocolate and sex that were capable of rendering Rodney incoherent. However, John had really had his heart set on the latter. He tried a different tack. “I’ve just had an emotionally traumatizing experience,” he said. "Please heal me with your penis."

*mourns*

Comments

Re: amazed on behalf of all men

[lordelessar.livejournal.com]

That's even better. I'm totally telling the next woman I'm hot for that I can heal her soul.

Then I'll tell her how.

Then she'll slap/mace/knee me in the groin.