The dialogue that had to die.

[trinityofone]

Apparently there were things besides chocolate and sex that were capable of rendering Rodney incoherent. However, John had really had his heart set on the latter. He tried a different tack. “I’ve just had an emotionally traumatizing experience,” he said. "Please heal me with your penis."

*mourns*

Comments

[dizzyditz.livejournal.com]

I laughed so much when I saw that. I think that we should revive this dialogue - Scharffen Berger to the first person to accept the challenge to end every conversation with a man in a 24-hour period with "Please heal me with your penis." Alternatively, they could say "Take, suck. This is my penis, given for you. Whenever you sucketh a penis, do this in remembrance of me. The penis of John, the bread of heaven. The penis of John, given for you, the cum of salvation."

[lordelessar.livejournal.com]

that's funny, yet so unbelievably wrong...

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Damn. I have got to find a way to work that into a story. ;-)

[virulain.livejournal.com]

Delurking...

Military girls and boys are much like high school boys and girls; amazingly uncouth. It could be a kind of catchphrase!