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Dec. 1st, 2005 09:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trinityofone...is an AU fic where John is a priest and Rodney seduces him.
I'm just sayin'.
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dar_jeeling made a manip: John as a priest!
I just...I love this fandom so much! *is teary-eyed*
I'm just sayin'.
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dar_jeeling made a manip: John as a priest!I just...I love this fandom so much! *is teary-eyed*
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Date: 2005-12-01 09:21 pm (UTC)Unless, of course you're writing it, and then I ask cheerfully, "Need anyone to preview?"
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Date: 2005-12-01 09:47 pm (UTC)BUT I AM NOT WRITING IT! Really. I don't even know the proper name for a priest's collar-thingy; I just want sex in a confessional, that's all! Oh, and guilt. Lots and lots of angsty guilt. *eg*
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Date: 2005-12-01 09:49 pm (UTC)avoidingdoing homework! Really!No, seriously: I was reading The Importance of Being Earnest like a good little schoolgirl, and the idea just came to me! I had to share.
*whimpers* I am so bored and sick of working! Why can't the work just go away? Argh!
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Date: 2005-12-01 09:31 pm (UTC)*imagines John in Jesuit's frock*
Have you seen Stigmata?
*shovels bunnies your way*
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Date: 2005-12-01 09:33 pm (UTC)Must. resist. urge to manip.
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Date: 2005-12-01 09:42 pm (UTC)Resistance is futile. *eg*
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Date: 2005-12-01 09:58 pm (UTC)And look (http://www.shepherd.edu/mcssweb/images/priest.jpg) what I found! It's a sign. ;)
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:01 pm (UTC)If you manip this, I will love you forever and ever. More than I already do, even!
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:09 pm (UTC)Actually, just Googling this movie might help. [/pusher]
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Date: 2005-12-01 11:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-01 11:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-12-01 11:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-02 12:02 am (UTC)Oh, and have you seen Dot the I? It is seriously one of the worst movies ever made. But in it? HE IS HOT.
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Date: 2005-12-02 12:07 am (UTC)Also, NO BUT NOW I'M GOING TO. Because I mean, I love bad movies, and also I mean, if I could sit through Amores perros (which would have been excellent if it had been, I don't know, THREE HOURS SHORTER), I can sit through that.
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-01 10:03 pm (UTC)Definitely a sign.
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:06 pm (UTC)But I can't write this! Somebody else has to write this! I'm supposed to be working!
So yes: *whimpers*
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:16 pm (UTC)But I can't write this! Somebody else has to write this!
Fuck. There are...things nibbling at my toes. Little, white, toothy, fuzzy...things.
*goes to rewatch Stigmata*
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:22 pm (UTC)*cackles evilly*
*okay, more like makes hysterical, Renfield-esque giggling noises, but STILL*
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Date: 2005-12-01 09:32 pm (UTC)Why are you not writing this RIGHT NOW?
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:11 pm (UTC)Because I'm lazy. But hey, I know! You should write it! *eg*
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:38 pm (UTC)Is it bad of me that what I really want the most is the PWP outtake where Rodney touches John for the first time and John has never been touched sexually by anybody before, even himself? Cause that would be hot.
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:42 pm (UTC)YES! Hot.
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:48 pm (UTC)No, no--I want that, too! You know, forget the wishlist--that's what I really want for Christmas!
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Date: 2005-12-01 09:32 pm (UTC)*blinks some more*
That could...work. Creepy.
John would be perfect as the tortured, confused priest facing the dilemma of Rodney McKay. Oh, the angst!
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:13 pm (UTC)Besides, he looks really good in black. *eg*
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Date: 2005-12-01 09:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-01 09:46 pm (UTC)So he'd come back to Church, after some misbegotten idea of luring John to the darkside, and sort of court him in a very Rodney-ish way, that is to say, no flowers ("pollen, I'm allergic") lots of candy, and lots opinions ("I'm gay, so according to you I'm going to hell anyway!, what do I care if people don't like me while I'm here?")
err... anyway.
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:18 pm (UTC)This is perfect! *waves hands, pom poms, assorted loose papers* You should keep going! *evil evil glinty eyes*
This especially made me snicker:
After about three hours of Rodney getting everything of his chest
Because, hell yeah! Once you got him going, Rodney would never stop. It'd be the longest confessional ever.
And poor John would leave so confused. Heh.
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Date: 2005-12-01 11:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-12-01 09:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-01 10:19 pm (UTC)1) Lost crossover
2) genderfuck
3) 17-year-old AU
4) something where somebody has amnesia*
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Date: 2005-12-01 11:19 pm (UTC)I would die a happy woman.
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Date: 2005-12-02 07:26 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-02 11:42 am (UTC)contact!
Date: 2005-12-02 03:05 pm (UTC)(can't login but aka the user formerly known as tardis80)
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Date: 2006-04-15 08:21 am (UTC)Also, hoping that you will believe that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, would it feel like a rip-off if I tried my hand at a Priest!John fic based on some of these comments. Not your universe, of course, but the same premise? I have written a couple of fics, in other fandoms, with religious imagery woven through them, and like everyone else, I am completely smitten with this idea.
If not, either way, thank you so, so much for writing this. It had a wonderful tone and was very inspiring.
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Date: 2006-04-15 09:49 am (UTC)*bounces in anticipation*