Lord, what fools...!

[trinityofone]

1. Does anyone know if there's a community for Scrubs downloads? I miss Zach Braff!

2. I realized that I don't have any icons of Rodney smiling or looking happy--I'm all about the moody, angsty shots for some reason. Can anybody point me to some happy!Rodney icons? He's got such a pretty smile...

3. What is the general fandom opinion about giving first names (or last names) to characters that don't canonically have them? I try to avoid it as much as possible, but if you're seriously writing about these characters, it eventually becomes necessary. In their wonderful fics The Sincerest Form of Flattery and Identification, z_rayne and lamardeuse have set a precedence for Lorne and Parrish being called Nick and David, respectively (ETA: apparently, this originally came from casspeach--*tips hat*); this is one case where I really like there being a fanon rule, because there is no canon one, and it weirds me out when it's like, "Oh, he's Bob this week, is he?" I dunno, maybe I'm just a whore for consistency, but. Thoughts?

4. Hey, you know what I need? Tips on how to seduce my new Irish Literature tutor. He looks like Dylan Moran, he's SCOTTISH, he's cute and adorable and I want him ON ME. I'm serious. Really, really serious. How does one go about seducing someone? Like, in real life and not in my silly two-bit porn. EDUCATE ME.

*cough*

5. Yeah, and does anyone have Franz Ferdinand's You Could Have It So Much Better that they could upload for me? I'd be happy to upload something else in return. Or, um, I could add the fic prompt of your choice to my already lengthy backlog. The choice is yours!

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His name is Peter. I...both hate and love feeling like this. Hate because nothing ever comes of it, but love because...I never stop hoping. Never.

Comments

[diluvian.livejournal.com]

I always have good luck with flirty eye contact.

1. Stare (2-3 seconds)
2. Look down/away, just a flick
3. Look right back, like you just can't help but stare some more.

Timing is important. The initial eye-lock should be just long enough for him to register "hey, I'm being looked at," then you give a split-second of shy, and then follow up with a bold, hot, "yeah I *do* want you" eyefuck.

The flaw in applying this plan is that he's a teacher and you're *supposed* to be looking at him, so an in-class lookaway might be read as "omg I don't know the answer!" instead. So if you can manage this outside of class, maybe stalk find out where he goes socially, that might help.

And the low-cut/form-fitting clothing suggestion is hereby seconded. Can't help with the talky part, though.

[diluvian.livejournal.com]

Whups, got distracted -- the only strike should have been through "stalk."

::facepalm::