We've all gone crazy lately.

[trinityofone]

I keep waking up with "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" stuck in my head. It's creeping me the fuck out.

Also, today I really need to work on my Irish history paper and not any of the SEVEN STORIES (7!) I have open.

But!

--The one that's finished except for a blowjob!
--The one that's depressing but then there are puddlejumpers!
--The, um, "Stories for Boys" one (yes, yes, I know, *shame*)!
--Two words: band AU!

...and some others. Um. Someone wants to write my paper for me, right?

Sweet freedom whispered in my ear: you're a butterfly! (Butterfly!) And butterflies are free to fly! Fly away, high away, bye bye...

AHHHH!

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER MISSY!

Or at least disconnect the net. Git. One hour on the paper, then a break (food, net), then another hour on the paper. You're fast, do it, stories later.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I will! I'm going to go to the LIBRARY! ...Just as soon as I finish my tea.

[niennah.livejournal.com]

Usually I consider Irish History very important and interesting, but I'm prepared to rethink my priorities in the face of 7 McShep stories. I think you should, too.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*is torn*

[birdsflying]

oh, man. I have one semi-depressing John character study, the fic where Rodney looses his voice and there are silent blowjobs, the fic where there is sex pollen and.... a lecture on folksonomies.

and I'm still sitting in bed with my laptop

I'll pry myself away from the fanfic if you do...:g:

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

the fic where Rodney looses his voice and there are silent blowjobs

!!!!

Um, seriously. There's absolutely no need for you to pry yourself away from that.

I'm not helpful, am I?

[birdsflying]

So not helping. :points at powerpoint: Lecture! On Folksonomies! Due 9th of March, which I know is totally weeks away but *lecture* which I have to give!

Also, dissertation. (ahahahahahahfuck)

But uh, yes - silent blowjobs and John's really freaking turned on, like, even more than usual, because Rodney's all mouthing silent "oh"s and "christ"s and big eyes and hands clutching the sheets and twisting them up into fists. And uh, yeah.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

silent blowjobs and John's really freaking turned on, like, even more than usual, because Rodney's all mouthing silent "oh"s and "christ"s and big eyes and hands clutching the sheets and twisting them up into fists

Oh my...Christ, don't make me beg.

[birdsflying]

:cackles evilly:

I will try write some today. I just really have to get some academic work done while I actually have the goddamn internet. it'll probably stop the 80s power ballad bunnies, oh god, help

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

I'd offer to write your paper if you'd do my Latin translations. But somehow I don't think that deal will be a smashing success.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

It would if it were Wacky Make Up Anything You Want 'Cause Whee, Latin! Day.

Sadly, that's not 'til March.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and I am counting down the days. Seriously, it's just like Christmas! Except instead of the presents, twinkly lights, snow, trees, or Santa, you get to Make Up Anything You Want, Cause Whee, Latin!

So, nothing like Christmas. *cough*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Your boyfriend is a good boyfriend.

Alas, I don't even thinking taking away the internet would help at this point. Because I have my own stories to play with. And of course I can't, like, hide my laptop under the sink, 'cause I need it to write the paper.

At least I have 'til Friday, right? Even though I have done absolutely no work whatsoever?

Also, Band AU! Whee!

This story is killing me! KILLING ME! Why must you be so long and complicated, story? Why couldn't you just be John in eyeliner and leather pants?

[wychwood]

I'll do your paper if it's something historical! History is interesting. And also not in any way a distraction from my assignments.

We're all mad down here anyway, you may as well go with it :)

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

You don't know how tempted I am to actually say, "Yeah, sure, take it! 2,000-2,500 words, something to do with early 20th Century Irish history. Have fun!"

So. Tempted.

Ahem. Library, right.

[claire.livejournal.com]

Write the paper! Then write all seven stories, all by the end of the day ;)

Go on, write the paper anyway. You know you have to -- and you can reward yourself later by contemplating John in eyeliner.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I have checked out BOOKS! From a LIBRARY! It's a...well, it's a start, isn't it?

Mmm, eyeliner...

[lordelessar.livejournal.com]

--The one that's finished except for a blowjob!

hehe, I'm left trying to imagine a situation where I could possible say, "Ah, well now we're finished. Except for a blowjob of course."

Maybe I could say that to a date if I really really wanted to get slapped. :-p

umm... you're a butterfly? what? when did you metamorphose?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Maybe I could say that to a date if I really really wanted to get slapped.

Hey, you never know until you try! Some people appreciate bluntness!

umm... you're a butterfly? what? when did you metamorphose?

I am not a butterfly. But apparently, Elton John is.

[lordelessar.livejournal.com]

Elton John is a butterfly? Actually, that makes lots of sense. Sure explains all those outfits he wore.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

It really does.

Also. (http://www.sendspace.com/file/rmh84e)

We can blame both spazatron and Stephen King for this. *nods*