Epiphanize This
Mar. 30th, 2006 03:03 pmI am currently writing the world's worst essay on James Joyce's Dubliners (except for any essay ever written by my 12th grade English teacher, who claimed that the creepy old dude in "An Encounter" wasn't whacking off, when clearly...he's whacking off*), but an important question has arisen that must be answered:
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ETA: Dude, why're y'all voting for The Puddlejumpers for Shortest Band in the World? I'm sure Shep appreciates the publicity, but don't you think they're disqualified on the strength of Ronon alone?
Also, in other random Irish literature news, suitemate Jean just told me that John McGahern just died. That is so weird: I just finished reading his Amongst Women, and we're discussing it in class on Monday (with hot Scottish tutor Peter Mackay, no less!). All this, I know, has absolutely zero cosmic significance, but...I still feel it as odd, as quite sad.
*She also claimed that the line in "The Convergence of the Twain" about "that august event" referred to the month, "because the Titanic sank in August." When I pointed out that no, the Titanic sank in April, she got really huffy and was weird with me for the rest of the year.
[Poll #700967]
ETA: Dude, why're y'all voting for The Puddlejumpers for Shortest Band in the World? I'm sure Shep appreciates the publicity, but don't you think they're disqualified on the strength of Ronon alone?
Also, in other random Irish literature news, suitemate Jean just told me that John McGahern just died. That is so weird: I just finished reading his Amongst Women, and we're discussing it in class on Monday (with hot Scottish tutor Peter Mackay, no less!). All this, I know, has absolutely zero cosmic significance, but...I still feel it as odd, as quite sad.
*She also claimed that the line in "The Convergence of the Twain" about "that august event" referred to the month, "because the Titanic sank in August." When I pointed out that no, the Titanic sank in April, she got really huffy and was weird with me for the rest of the year.
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Date: 2006-03-30 02:48 pm (UTC)I would want anyone to win in a fight against Bono. I looked at the paper this morning and who is on the front? Bono, smarming at a picture of Samuel Beckett. And this is to mark Beckett's centenary. What an honour, having Bono smarm at him!
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Date: 2006-03-30 09:20 pm (UTC)*swallows Bono-defense* *pretends she isn't going to stalk him now that she knows he's back in Dublin*
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Date: 2006-03-30 10:17 pm (UTC)I think you could just go around to Lillie's right now and see if you can blag your way into the VIP area and then he might suck your fingers. I heard stories about him and finger sucking.
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Date: 2006-03-30 10:24 pm (UTC)Actually...no, I am too scared. In fact, I try to avoid meeting people I really like. Neil Gaiman was here, and I hid in my room. I have issues.
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Date: 2006-03-30 10:27 pm (UTC)A ha ha ha!! That kind of kills me with hilarity.
Yeah, I am similar. I once mustered the courage to bring some books to a signing with Terry Pratchett and then couldn't say a word.