*pathetic whimper*

[trinityofone]

I hate today today. I am not going to go into the reasons I hate today today—let me just say that they are copious. Legion, even. They involve such fun things as random, completely out-of-the-blue stomach flu/food poisoning/who knows the fuck what, and going to Boots to get something to help ease said who knows the fuck what, and forgetting your wallet, and having to go all the way back home and do it again. TODAY IS NOT MY FRIEND.

So please: if you have something nice to tell me? Something fun to show me? Something shiny to distract me with? Today would be an excellent day to whip it out. I really, really, really need distraction; if I could, I would curl up in a ball and do nothing, but my brain gets bored even when my body is wasted. Please occupy it. Or else I think I'm going to start having to poke through siriaeve's SG-1 DVDs again.

Please to bring the amusement and the porn. Thank you.

ETA: Aww, fuck it. I want to be writing. Gimme drabble prompts--SGA only, please.

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[not-sally.livejournal.com]

I've slept 8 hours in the past three days (eight hours total, not per night) and I've got two presentations today, which means I have, like every other Friday, class from 2 pm to 11 pm. (Without mentioning the 3 hours of commuting).
Friday is not my friend either.

[cereta.livejournal.com]

You can't see me right now, but I'm juggling chainsaws while humming "Some Enchanted Evening."

Yeah, I got nothin'. Have an icon.

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

I've just spent a rather amusing hour looking though the Uncyclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page). The Article on David Hewlett is especially good, finally, the world realizes that he is aqctually a crime fighting actor/ninja! *fist pump*

Look uo DNA, Stargate Atlantis, Star Gate, Stephen Hawkings, and anything else you can think of! *grins*

*HUGGLES*

[chele74.livejournal.com]

I'm reading Emotionally Weird and will give it to you when I'm done if you still haven't read it. (Delayed gratification, but still...that's all I've got this morning.)

[aurora]

Eeep, *pets*. I hate seeing my flist in pain.

Okay, um. Music? Stargate Theme Song (sung by Peter DeLuise)? Firefly Parody? ('They're not showing the pilot?' - this is where I lost it). Gay Straight Guys Making Out? =))

I'm afraid I don't have porn. Feel better soon, kay? :x

[wyomingnot.livejournal.com]

Did someone say drabble prompts?

Any SGA character of your choice. There should be tupperware (or plastic food storage system of your choice), cows, and a Rand-McNally road atlas.

I'd attempt to amuse you myself, but. Well. I'm not particularly entertaining.

[trobadora]

I have a big fat nothing - in fact I could use some distraction myself. This week has been not all that much better than the last, which is saying something :-(

But, uh, if you want to drabble and distract us both, along with the rest of the fandom, how about some Daemonology? More daemon-touching? *wheedles*

[springwoof.livejournal.com]

at your command!

drabble prompt: the team discovers that Ronon has an interesting hobby...

[niennah.livejournal.com]

Today I was reading Keats' La Belle Dame Sans Merci (http://www.bartleby.com/126/55.html) and it struck me, it's as if John was lured by an Ancient! And then this description is like a Wraith:

I saw their starved lips in the gloam,
With horrid warning gaped wide

So, when you posted, I thought if you'd like to use it as a drabble prompt, that would be cool. I mean, Rodney could always rescue the silly Ancient-lured knight. *g*

[birdsflying]

:squishes you carefully: Deflated coke is good for settling your stomach. Otherwise, one teaspoon sugar, one teaspoon salt mixed in a glass of water is an excellent rehydrating solution because if you've been throwing up, you'll be missing salts. (is not the nicest tasting thing though. keep this in mind.)

Rodney/John and Luminous Green Drinks.

(the latter brought to you by the random stash of alcohol under my bed. Um. yeah. I didn't expect it to be that green)

If it helps, I have written a bunch more academic au, which should hopefully be in your email soon! xxx

[fatuorum.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear about your day. Hope it gets better!

And oooh, drabble! Something from the Four Quarters-verse? I've been thinking of an Advocate article where John comes out, but hell if that will ever happen, right? Heh.

Or anything with John, really.

[wychwood]

I think we should apply for a refund on today.

Do you still want more prompts? If so, how about this poem?

PS: ETA 10 days! This is making me feel better, at least.

May be too complicated for a drabble...

[millefiori.livejournal.com]

An utterly calm, bored, matter-of-fact, not-the-least-bit-fraught exchange between Rodney and Teyla (maybe overheard by John and/or Ronon?) about homosexuality/gayness/lesbianism/same sex romantic/sexual relationships.

[cetpar.livejournal.com]

Drabble request huh?

How about John, Rodney, and Lorne stuck off world, for whatever reason you want.

And distractions:
You may have already seen this before but:
Science Made Stupid (http://www.besse.at/sms/smsintro.html)

and for people who may have had even a worse day than you:
The Darwin Awards (http://www.darwinawards.com/)

[mizz_destiny]

drabble promts, pick & chose

1. Professer Sheppard AU (seriously trin, I want you to write some :D)
2. from Yeats' "Second Coming"
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all convictions, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
3. work in Power Rangers, Harrison Ford, frogs and chocolate

for entertainment value:
well I thought it was amusing....

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

I hope the rest of the day/weekend is a thousand times better for you!

Drabble prompts...hmm..

OK -

Professor John Sheppard meets his new research/teaching assistant, grad student Rodney McKay and it isn't exactly love at first sight...

[amireal.livejournal.com]

isn't this how we got into trouble in the first place?

One DVD extra.

From you know where.

You can post it in wrongwrong thread of doom. :)

[siria]

Why didn't you text me and get me to go to Boots for you, silly child? I would totally have blown off my second class - all I was doing was having a 'heated discussion' with Matt as to why he was slightly mistaken if he thought that the law favoured women in the medieval period. (He is such an ass)

This is such a bad weekend for me to be at home. Can I do anything to cheer you up? Make you icons? Perform an interpretive dance in honour of the Hewlett?

[pentapus.livejournal.com]

Write some Scientist!John AU. I never get tired of those. Or--do you remember a drabble from the last drabble fest about two binary stars and ascended Ancients...? Cuz. That would be pretty awesome too.

[fairestcat]

I think this qualifies as something nice to tell you, although the timing is coincidental, I actually started the post last night and had been thinking about it for several days.

And if you're still taking drabble prompts, I'd love something Human Vacillation-verse related.

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

Oh, you poor thing. Here. Cat herding. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4057591681481453187) Video. It's hilarious.

As for prompts - John as an archaeologist?

[epicycles.livejournal.com]

Will some random loving feedback from a lurker help cheer you up?

I'm a huge fan of your fic and my iPod is a huge fan of your music mixes. I strongly suspect there must be voodoo involved for any one person to produce so much awesomeness.

And also, a link. (http://download.yousendit.com/2EF33685733E48CD) An SGA vid to Falling for the First Time, by BNL, that I got from somewhere long forgotten. The quality's not great, but it's a cute little vid. Enjoy!

[lordelessar.livejournal.com]

Am writing email to the you-ness.

[saturnalia.livejournal.com]

Drabble prompts... hmm. Either something Life On Mars related, or alternately something inspired by this poem (http://www.pshares.org/issues/article.cfm?prmArticleID=3290).