*pathetic whimper*

[trinityofone]

I hate today today. I am not going to go into the reasons I hate today today—let me just say that they are copious. Legion, even. They involve such fun things as random, completely out-of-the-blue stomach flu/food poisoning/who knows the fuck what, and going to Boots to get something to help ease said who knows the fuck what, and forgetting your wallet, and having to go all the way back home and do it again. TODAY IS NOT MY FRIEND.

So please: if you have something nice to tell me? Something fun to show me? Something shiny to distract me with? Today would be an excellent day to whip it out. I really, really, really need distraction; if I could, I would curl up in a ball and do nothing, but my brain gets bored even when my body is wasted. Please occupy it. Or else I think I'm going to start having to poke through siriaeve's SG-1 DVDs again.

Please to bring the amusement and the porn. Thank you.

ETA: Aww, fuck it. I want to be writing. Gimme drabble prompts--SGA only, please.

Comments

[birdsflying]

:squishes you carefully: Deflated coke is good for settling your stomach. Otherwise, one teaspoon sugar, one teaspoon salt mixed in a glass of water is an excellent rehydrating solution because if you've been throwing up, you'll be missing salts. (is not the nicest tasting thing though. keep this in mind.)

Rodney/John and Luminous Green Drinks.

(the latter brought to you by the random stash of alcohol under my bed. Um. yeah. I didn't expect it to be that green)

If it helps, I have written a bunch more academic au, which should hopefully be in your email soon! xxx