Trifecta

[trinityofone]

1. Everyone should go check out the first part of the fic honey_babes is writing based on Ferris Bueller's Day Off: John Sheppard's Day Off. *love*

2. Last night, I stayed up ridiculously late writing First Monday porn. It is...not like my usual porn at all. It's dirty. Really, really dirty. I'm not sure if I like it. Would someone be willing to look at it for me--tell me if it's at all hot, or if I'm a sick bitch who needs therapy? Or both? (It's about 1,600 words.) ETA: Okay, I think I've got enough masochists lined up. Thanks, guys. *whimper*

3. After I finally stopped writing porn and went to bed, I had a totally bizarre dream in which my mom was in trouble with the Mafia because of gambling debts. We were all in danger, and I had to protect my little brother and hide out at a Chinese restaurant in a strip mall until my parents got back. There was a lot of ducking behind plants and lobster tanks until my dad finally arrived. We ended up standing by the restaurant's big front window while he explained things to me (up until then I hadn't known why we were hiding). None of this was particularly remarkable on my scale of dream-weirdness, but then he started philosophizing about strip malls.

My Dad: It's strange...they're so ugly, such eyesores, but no two are the same. They're all different.
*Ed Harris walks by the window, carrying a pizza. We nod at him.*
My Dad: They're almost...beautiful.

I love this. Because it's totally bizarre and dreamlike, but it's also so L.A. I miss my crazy city.

Anyway, then my mom showed up wearing a top that exposed way too much cleavage and set her coat down in a pool of ketchup. I do not know why there was ketchup in a Chinese restaurant.

Comments

[siria]

Want me to have a look? It's really not like I'm having much joy with the economy of Viking-era Dublin, fascinating as it is.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I'm...actually not sure if I want to show it to you. I'm going to have to look you in the eye some time in the near future!

[siria]

Um. Okay?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Seriously, I'm embarrassed. Which is ridiculous, because if I post it, you'll obviously be able to read it. Let me panic a bit more for a minute, then I'll probably send it to you.

(It's so explicit! What's wrong with me?)

[siria]

Nothing except for the need to spread the Gospel of Julian¹! And I really don't see anything the least wrong with that. Send! Or I'll be forced to analyse some more the similarities between the street layouts of Viking Duiblinn and Jorvik, and we don't want that now, do we?

¹ The Gospel of Julian forming a minor yet intrinsic part of the Way of the Hewlett.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*is so ashamed*

[sarren.livejournal.com]

I'll have a look if you like. I live on the other side of the world.

I don't know what First Monday is, does that matter?

[sarren.livejournal.com]

Oh wait! Is that the show with the Julian guy in it? I WANT TO READ IT!!

Um, please?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Yep, that's it. Oh, Julian! Darn your sinister attraction!

Um. Let me just read it over again, rock myself a little in the corner, and then I'll send it to you. Thanks for offering.

[sarren.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no worries. Just to clarify, everything I know about the show I read on your lj. Like, that Julian is gay and repressed etc...

But I will certain tell you if I think the sex is hot or whatever.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I sent it to you. As for canon knowledge, Julian doesn't really have a character beyond being smirky and bowtied and kind of evil, but, as he's played by the Flan, he's also totally hot and adorable. And he's not canonically gay...

Oh, who am I kidding? He's totally gay. And OMG SO REPRESSED.

But I will certain tell you if I think the sex is hot or whatever.

Thank you. There's a reason I'm not generally this explicit!

[fatuorum.livejournal.com]

*perks up* More Julian? Would help, if you still need any.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*panics a little*

Okay, I have to get over this if I'm even going to consider posting this. But yes! The offer is much appreciated. Gimme a sec and I'll send it to you.

[gardenprophet.livejournal.com]

There was a lot of ducking behind plants and lobster tanks

Possibly, a sign of two much bad early 90's movies, that that makes me think of the scene from Surf Ninjas. God I love that movie...

[mizz_destiny]

I do not know why there was ketchup in a Chinese restaurant.
You were in a Chinese restaurant in Indiana. They have freaking *mashed potatos* in Chinese restaurants out there. wtf?

don't worry, I woke up scared of my mother this morning because she screamed at me in dream last night.

[chele74.livejournal.com]

Anyway, then my mom showed up wearing a top that exposed way too much cleavage

And that's how you knew it was a dream! (The Chinese restaurants in Illinois have ketchup, for use on the American hamburgers they serve on the kiddie menu!)