trinityofone

Sibling most obviously trying to become more famous sibling: Ashlee Simpson (although it could also be Haylie Duff or one of the Macaulkins.)

Best commercial use of an ugly divorce: Nick Lachey

Most bafflingly-named celebrity memoir: Teri Hatcher

Most gratuitous use of boobs in album cover art: Ashlee Simpson
Most unlikely to be invited to a Hollywood seder, bat mitzvah or bris: Mel Gibson

Most intimidating modern German: Heidi Klum ("And one of you will be out.")

Celebrity child most likely to appear on "Springer:" Anna Nicole Smith's unnamed spawn.

Wow, I'm having too much fun with this -- need more?