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TONIGHT! Tonight, tonight, won’t be just any night, tonight there will be no Morningstar…

Well, actually, there will, which is kind of the problem. I CAN’T WAIT.

Until then, I thought I’d leave you with some more Swear Jar ’verse, which seems fitting, as that’s what I started with. (Oh yeah, and previous ficlets are here.)

Title: Heaven or Las Vegas
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Dean/Castiel, Sam/Ruby
Spoilers: Very AU, so pretty darn safe.
Length: ~3,650 words
Summary: Third installment of the Swear Jar ’verse, this comes chronologically between Quarters and Sharing Is Caring. A more in-depth look at the scenario Castiel describes to Ruby in “Sharing”—namely, his and Dean’s first time with the sexin’.
Notes: I started writing this a couple months ago—and almost immediately thereafter, TWO other people posted fics in which Dean and Cas do sex in a posh Vegas hotel. So I put it aside. Then I remembered: this is fandom. Do we really need to set a cap on things like that? I think not! Thanks to aesc for her help and encouragement, once again!

( Heaven or Las Vegas )

Three days! Previous ficlets here.

Title: Whomever They Chose
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Deanna/Castiel
Spoilers: Through 4x22
Length: ~2,000 words
Summary: Sequel to Daughter of Man, because the T was a little too U, even for me. Now it came about, when men began to multiply on the face of the land, and daughters were born to them, that the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful; and they took wives for themselves, whomever they chose. Or, Deanna and Castiel do sex the end.
Note: Thanks again to aesc for her help and encouragement.

( Whomever They Chose )

Sunday porny Sunday!

Five days! One hand, baby, count 'em! Previous ficlets here.

Title: Staring at the Sun
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Dean/Castiel
Spoilers: General S4
Length: ~550 words
Summary: Written for a kink_meme prompt: “Dean and Castiel, getting it on (some how) with Castiel being in his true form, not his human vessel.”

( Staring at the Sun )

Seven days!

I think I'm confusing people with this count. I'm including The Thursday Itself as a day, because we are going to have to wait through most of it. (And also I have to write a fic for it.) Six and a half days, maybe? That's awkward.

Anyway, LESS THAN A WEEK! Previous ficlets here.

Title: The Road Refuses Strangers
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairing: Dean & Castiel (Dean/Castiel if you squint, and I do)
Spoilers: Apocalyptic AU written before S4 finished airing, so pretty safe.
Length: ~3,100 words
Summary: Dean is walking across the border from Lawrence, Kansas, into Lawrence, Kansas, when a black 1967 Chevy Impala nearly runs him off the road.
Note: Title from “White As Snow” by U2.

( The Road Refuses Strangers )

Okay, getting my DVDs yesterday totally did not help my productivity—in regards to these or anything else. Please cross your fingers that I am able to get all of these done.

Nine days to go! Single digits, baby! Previous ficlets here.

Title: Won’t Get Fooled Again
Rating: PG
Pairings: Dean/Castiel
Spoilers: Through 4x22
Length: ~1,250 words
Summary: Written for deancastiel's Fortune Cookie challenge: Be careful or you could fall for some tricks today.

( Won't Get Fooled Again )

11 days! Previous ficlets here.

Title: Where There’s Smoke
Rating: PG
Pairings: Dean/Castiel
Spoilers: Through 4x22
Length: ~650 words
Summary: Someone in the kink_meme wanted Castiel smoking (with bonus points for a Hellblazer reference). Castiel used to be on constant guard against sin.

( Where There's Smoke )

Day 3! Or is it more exciting if I do it backwards? 13 days to go!

Previous ficlets here.

Title: Want, Make, Have
Rating: PG
Pairings: Dean/Castiel
Spoilers: Through 4x22
Length: ~2,500 words
Summary: Castiel needs a body. Dean needs to make a choice.

( Want, Make, Have )

Two weeks, you guys! TWO WEEKS! I love how at the beginning of the summer, I was all like, “oh, whatever, I’m an ADULT, I can totally wait, like, four months for new show; it’ll be easy-peasy; I’ll just read fic and write fic and go to Comic-Con and CHILLAX.” And then sometime in the last couple of weeks I totally lost my cool and am now going around with an unstable look in my eyes and demanding “IS IT SEPTEMBER 10TH YET?” of random people. (Mostly bmouse and turtlespeaks. Sorry, guys. Though, in fairness, you’ve been doing it too.)

ANYWAY, now that we’re really only two weeks away (from the Supernatural S5 premiere. Y’all got that, right?) I thought I’d celebrate by posting a ficlet a day. Most of these were written for various comment fic memes over the course of the summer, but I never posted them here or anywhere but in the threads, so hopefully they’ll be new to most people. And since I’m a few short of 14 15, I’m gonna try to cook up a couple new ones, too. So cross your fingers for me. Two weeks, people! TWO WEEKS.

Ahem. Let us now proceed to ficlet the first:

Title: Sharing Is Caring
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Dean/Castiel & Sam/Ruby
Spoilers: None! Really very AU at this point!
Length: ~1,100 words
Summary: Sequel to Quarters. For the kink_meme prompt, “Cas and Ruby discuss the merits of their respective bedmates.”

( Sharing Is Caring )

Last night I got high with a guy named John Lawrence who's from Lawrence, Kansas. (His mom's name is Mary.) We watched four episodes of Supernatural and I ate a third of a lemon meringue pie.

I would say, "The only thing I regret is the pie" but how can you ever truly regret pie?

Second, this is probably already making the rounds, but I need to preserve it for my, uh, "files":

From a New York Post article, 'GAY' TWIST ON SHERLOCK HOLMES AND DR. WATSON MAY BACKFIRE IN GUY RICHIE'S FILM:

"But Michael Medved, a former Post movie critic, says Downey and Law must be joking. 'There's not a seething, bubbling hunger to see straight stars impersonating homosexuals,' Medved told us. 'I think they're just trying to generate controversy . . . They know that making Holmes and Watson homosexual will take away two-thirds of their box office. Who is going to want to see Downey Jr. and Law make out? I don't think it would be appealing to women. Straight men don't want to see it.'"

*falls over laughing*

There are just SO MANY jokes I could make. (To start with, try: Michael Medved—big idiot, or BIGGEST idiot?) But I think we should all just start sending Michael Medved slash fic. I think he would learn a lot!

Finally, there is now a Dean/Castiel drabble comm! It's deancas100. I love drabble challenges! I already wrote my first entry, here. Come play!

Teeny tiny SPN S5 spoiler that is just about the awesomest thing ever

The only thing more awesome than that spoiler is (of course) Misha Collins. Who, as fandom already knows, between interning at the White House and building his own house and learning Tibetan throat singing and being a hotass on TV and assembling an army of minions, has published poetry. Which, BECAUSE SHE HAS SUPERPOWERS BEYOND THAT OF MORTAL WOMEN, siriaeve found in about four seconds. (She's all like, "Google is your friend, Trin!" At which point I had to point out the sad truth: "No, Google is your friend; it is my somewhat ornery acquaintance.") Anyway...this may turn out to be old news, but I haven't seen them anywhere, so I present for your reading pleasure:

( Two poems from the Columbia Poetry Review by the new God of Fandom, Misha Collins )

I love him so much I might actually pass out.

In other news, ( my mom got a puppy )

His name is Morrissey. He's half Jack Russell, half Fox Terrier, and the tiniest, cutest little thing ever. And then, sadly, ( he broke his toe )

I might die of puppy, if Misha Collins hadn't already killed me.

So yes, there is a lot of awesome in the air today, the only exceptions being 1) the weather, and 2) my total unpreparedness for Comic-Con. I have not arranged meet-ups or planned anything or even done my laundry. I FAIL. And so, I shall flail! If I flap my arms enough, maybe everything will magically ready itself?

In conclusion, MISHA COLLINS.