Not like TV
Sep. 19th, 2006 11:23 amHow can my life be so surreal, and yet so boring? This morning as I was walking to work, I actually saw a guy applying Axe Body Spray as he strolled down Santa Monica Boulevard; shockingly, it did not make me want to rip off my bra, throw myself on his skinny emo-boy frame, and ravish him. Also, it smelled appallingly like women's perfume—really floral. Okaaaaay...
And now, in an hour, I have to interview Kim Raver, who was Jack Bauer's love interest on 24 (which I keep calling ER in my head, and god, please don't let me do that in the actual interview) and who's now starring in The Nine with my cousin, Tim Daly. And they have, like, UST and stuff. Which I am supposed to ask her about. Which makes me, hmm, just a little uncomfortable? Y'know? And so I am sitting here, listening to Duran Duran and having a panic attack. I hate my life.
Seriously. I already know that the highlight of my day is going to be that there's a new House tonight. There is something very wrong here.
And now, in an hour, I have to interview Kim Raver, who was Jack Bauer's love interest on 24 (which I keep calling ER in my head, and god, please don't let me do that in the actual interview) and who's now starring in The Nine with my cousin, Tim Daly. And they have, like, UST and stuff. Which I am supposed to ask her about. Which makes me, hmm, just a little uncomfortable? Y'know? And so I am sitting here, listening to Duran Duran and having a panic attack. I hate my life.
Seriously. I already know that the highlight of my day is going to be that there's a new House tonight. There is something very wrong here.
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Date: 2006-09-19 06:28 pm (UTC)also, the body spray. This morning I was standing on the corner of 6th Ave. eating a bagel and some man had so much cologne on I could smell it about ten feet away downwind. It kind of ruined the bagel.
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Date: 2006-09-19 06:52 pm (UTC)