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trinityofoneSo, I've been watching a little Farscape, mostly because ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
siriaeve MADE me (or, all right, suggested that I should). There are two things that I have concluded:
1. Aeryn wins at awesome.
2. I wish the aliens on SGA were, well, more alien. Because this would lead to more stories with bizarre alien sex.
I am deeply, deeply disappointed that we don't have more of these. I mean, sure, there's some tentacle fic, but personally I could do with a lot more stories where the people of Pegasus do not have quite so compatible physiologies. This is not something that the Stargate universe seems compelled to explore—which is why we should explore it! With porn.
I would love to see stories where, say, Ronon or Teyla have equipment, or even just practices, that are not what our Earthers expect. Or, stories where what our boys (or girls) are packing is surprising or horrifying to the people of Pegasus. Or...and here I have to trace this back to Farscape and the episode that pushed all this muck to the forefront of my brain. Anyway, in this episode, 'The Flax,' they all encounter this species they aren't particularly familiar with—this scavenger guy who they kind of coerce into helping them out. And blah blah plot, he does, and then as D'Argo is leaving, scavenger dude suddenly hits on him. He reveals that he is actually the female of his species. So. I want the fics where Ronon is female of his species or Teyla the male of hers. C'mon! You know you do, too!
I would also love more "John-or-Rodney-or-whoever-is-actually-an-alien" stories, à laeliade's fabulous An Aesthetic Solitary Thing. *delighted shiver*
So...would anyone else be interested in a fic challenge of this sort, or am I just being a kinky bitch? And if you are interested, how would you like to see it run? Casual/structured, flashfic quick or with a longer lead time? Brainstorm with me! Or I may have to satisfy my needs by rushing off and writing the tender story of Ronon and his alien vagina.*
*I think I have discovered my new favorite threat. Imagine, at work: "Well, BossMan, if you can't make up your mind about these captions, I'll just have to rush off and write the tender story of Ronon's alien vagina!" BossMan: *cowers in fear* *acquiesces to my every whim*
siriaeve MADE me (or, all right, suggested that I should). There are two things that I have concluded:1. Aeryn wins at awesome.
2. I wish the aliens on SGA were, well, more alien. Because this would lead to more stories with bizarre alien sex.
I am deeply, deeply disappointed that we don't have more of these. I mean, sure, there's some tentacle fic, but personally I could do with a lot more stories where the people of Pegasus do not have quite so compatible physiologies. This is not something that the Stargate universe seems compelled to explore—which is why we should explore it! With porn.
I would love to see stories where, say, Ronon or Teyla have equipment, or even just practices, that are not what our Earthers expect. Or, stories where what our boys (or girls) are packing is surprising or horrifying to the people of Pegasus. Or...and here I have to trace this back to Farscape and the episode that pushed all this muck to the forefront of my brain. Anyway, in this episode, 'The Flax,' they all encounter this species they aren't particularly familiar with—this scavenger guy who they kind of coerce into helping them out. And blah blah plot, he does, and then as D'Argo is leaving, scavenger dude suddenly hits on him. He reveals that he is actually the female of his species. So. I want the fics where Ronon is female of his species or Teyla the male of hers. C'mon! You know you do, too!
I would also love more "John-or-Rodney-or-whoever-is-actually-an-alien" stories, à la
eliade's fabulous An Aesthetic Solitary Thing. *delighted shiver*So...would anyone else be interested in a fic challenge of this sort, or am I just being a kinky bitch? And if you are interested, how would you like to see it run? Casual/structured, flashfic quick or with a longer lead time? Brainstorm with me! Or I may have to satisfy my needs by rushing off and writing the tender story of Ronon and his alien vagina.*
*I think I have discovered my new favorite threat. Imagine, at work: "Well, BossMan, if you can't make up your mind about these captions, I'll just have to rush off and write the tender story of Ronon's alien vagina!" BossMan: *cowers in fear* *acquiesces to my every whim*
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Date: 2007-01-12 10:29 pm (UTC)It's so true! I mean, at this point, we have never actually seen Teyla *express that she is attracted to anyone*! She could be asexual! Or a virgin! Or a lesbian! Or having secret orgies on the mainland with the Athosians every other weekend! We just don't know.
The only canon that we really have in terms of Teyla expressing her feelings about sex/relationships is when she encourages John to go on his date with Chaya, and she's all, "Dude, I understand that you have needs. And it's okay to have needs. You should go get some." and he's all "No, no, it isn't even like that..." and she's all "Sure it isn't, man." So just from that, it doesn't seem like she would be REALLY UPTIGHT about casual sex. But that's not very much to go on.
Do you think there's a broad way that this could be made into a fic challenge, where all these issues could be taken into account (and we could maybe get some hot porn out of it, too)?
Maybe a broader sort of "Culture Clash" or "Pegasus/Milky Way" challenge? Where all the stories have to be about an inter-galactic pairing (or threesome, or OT4, obviously) and the plot (or "plot") has to involve some kind of difficulty caused by the inter-galactic relationship? And then the difficulty could be physical, cultural, whatever. Maybe? Because I would be *totally* into a challenge like this-- most of my favorite pairings are Pegasus human/Milky Way human.