Alien Sex

[trinityofone]

So, I've been watching a little Farscape, mostly because siriaeve MADE me (or, all right, suggested that I should). There are two things that I have concluded:

1. Aeryn wins at awesome.
2. I wish the aliens on SGA were, well, more alien. Because this would lead to more stories with bizarre alien sex.

I am deeply, deeply disappointed that we don't have more of these. I mean, sure, there's some tentacle fic, but personally I could do with a lot more stories where the people of Pegasus do not have quite so compatible physiologies. This is not something that the Stargate universe seems compelled to explore—which is why we should explore it! With porn.

I would love to see stories where, say, Ronon or Teyla have equipment, or even just practices, that are not what our Earthers expect. Or, stories where what our boys (or girls) are packing is surprising or horrifying to the people of Pegasus. Or...and here I have to trace this back to Farscape and the episode that pushed all this muck to the forefront of my brain. Anyway, in this episode, 'The Flax,' they all encounter this species they aren't particularly familiar with—this scavenger guy who they kind of coerce into helping them out. And blah blah plot, he does, and then as D'Argo is leaving, scavenger dude suddenly hits on him. He reveals that he is actually the female of his species. So. I want the fics where Ronon is female of his species or Teyla the male of hers. C'mon! You know you do, too!

I would also love more "John-or-Rodney-or-whoever-is-actually-an-alien" stories, à la eliade's fabulous An Aesthetic Solitary Thing. *delighted shiver*

So...would anyone else be interested in a fic challenge of this sort, or am I just being a kinky bitch? And if you are interested, how would you like to see it run? Casual/structured, flashfic quick or with a longer lead time? Brainstorm with me! Or I may have to satisfy my needs by rushing off and writing the tender story of Ronon and his alien vagina.*

*I think I have discovered my new favorite threat. Imagine, at work: "Well, BossMan, if you can't make up your mind about these captions, I'll just have to rush off and write the tender story of Ronon's alien vagina!" BossMan: *cowers in fear* *acquiesces to my every whim*

Comments

[wychwood]

I think that could work if Teyla were actually intersex / transgendered, if she were biologically male but socially female; if she wanted them to treat her as female, then they would, and I think it would be confidential (although then I'd have questions to ask about her overwhelmingly female physique / shape / appearance), but if she were male and that's just what males of her people looked like, once Elizabeth and Carson knew, surely they would address her as a male? I mean, you're not going to call a man "she" and "her" just because they look effeminate to you! That would be the height of discourtesy.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Maybe their pronouns aren't our pronouns? Though in the case of Ronon being female, I could see him shrugging and just being like, "Didn't see the point in correcting you."

(I can't believe y'all have tricked me into putting this much thought into this! Because (not so?) secretly, this post was really, "Gimme porn!")

[wychwood]

I'm sorry! It's just - gender issues! They're, like, a big giant DO NOT PRESS button with me. Sorry. Hi! You may remember me from such occasions as "the big vocations discussion on your priest!porn fic".