Alien Sex

[trinityofone]

So, I've been watching a little Farscape, mostly because siriaeve MADE me (or, all right, suggested that I should). There are two things that I have concluded:

1. Aeryn wins at awesome.
2. I wish the aliens on SGA were, well, more alien. Because this would lead to more stories with bizarre alien sex.

I am deeply, deeply disappointed that we don't have more of these. I mean, sure, there's some tentacle fic, but personally I could do with a lot more stories where the people of Pegasus do not have quite so compatible physiologies. This is not something that the Stargate universe seems compelled to explore—which is why we should explore it! With porn.

I would love to see stories where, say, Ronon or Teyla have equipment, or even just practices, that are not what our Earthers expect. Or, stories where what our boys (or girls) are packing is surprising or horrifying to the people of Pegasus. Or...and here I have to trace this back to Farscape and the episode that pushed all this muck to the forefront of my brain. Anyway, in this episode, 'The Flax,' they all encounter this species they aren't particularly familiar with—this scavenger guy who they kind of coerce into helping them out. And blah blah plot, he does, and then as D'Argo is leaving, scavenger dude suddenly hits on him. He reveals that he is actually the female of his species. So. I want the fics where Ronon is female of his species or Teyla the male of hers. C'mon! You know you do, too!

I would also love more "John-or-Rodney-or-whoever-is-actually-an-alien" stories, à la eliade's fabulous An Aesthetic Solitary Thing. *delighted shiver*

So...would anyone else be interested in a fic challenge of this sort, or am I just being a kinky bitch? And if you are interested, how would you like to see it run? Casual/structured, flashfic quick or with a longer lead time? Brainstorm with me! Or I may have to satisfy my needs by rushing off and writing the tender story of Ronon and his alien vagina.*

*I think I have discovered my new favorite threat. Imagine, at work: "Well, BossMan, if you can't make up your mind about these captions, I'll just have to rush off and write the tender story of Ronon's alien vagina!" BossMan: *cowers in fear* *acquiesces to my every whim*

Comments

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

I read somewhere that there is a species of fish that are all male except the leader who is female, and when she dies, one if the males becomes female, to lead. I really want to see this applied to Athosians. Lol, Teyla was born male. *shakes head*

Heh not being kinky at all. (but I'm afraid of the story of Ronon and his alien vagina.

Although yes I would love to see any they-are-not-human (or at least Earth-like). I think I'd like to see it any way...? casual would be nice like a dropped line that could get everyone to go 'Huh?', but structured means there is more plot and I like plot, flshfic could be funny but with a long lead time you could take it apart and analyze it more... (Sorry I'm not being not being helpful at all)
*sorry double post, unending tag*

[delurker.livejournal.com]

...and now I want an AU where Elizabeth leaves atlantis for some reason for a significant period of time, and John and Rodney turn into girls. (Or! To make it an even more insane AU, have Sumner still alive, and turn into a girl. Or have the inhabitants of the Pegasus galaxy surprised he is not a girl. Argh, the crack is taking over!)