THE HORROR

So after the post I made last night, I was thinking, y'know, it's really not that nice to make fun of Absent Roommate. Not really at all in keeping with the Christmas spirit. Far better for me to...HOLY SHIT SHE MOVED ALL MY STUFF AROUND WITHOUT ASKING ME AND THREW AWAY ALL MY LUNCHBAGS THAT H0R!

Ahem. So yeah, I got back from chele74's to discover that AR (please note that the 'A' can also stand for 'Annoying') had "redecorated." Which is irritating no matter what, but which is driving me especially bonkers because AR has THE WORST TASTE OF ANY HUMAN BEING EVER. As I told trobadora, AR's idea of a charming design accent is a fake dead bird lying limply on the table. Don't believe me? ( I brought photographic evidence )

CR says AR is leaving in two days. I can last two days...I think.

In the meantime, here is an excellent distraction: bad romance novel covers, snarked upon. I haven't even made it through all ten pages yet, and I've nearly died of hilarity several times. There's even a (far too small) gay romance section. Check out the two guys who look like they're eating each other!

Tokyo Drift photos for wychwood

wychwood reminded me that I'd promised her I'd take photos of the amazing Tokyo Drift poster she made. So I decided to fool around with the Photo Booth feature on my work computer. (Yes, trinityofone = Best Employee Ever. In my defense, my boss already left for his vacation—on Tuesday.)

( Five pictures of an awesome poster and a dorky girl )

Unrelated: someone on sgastoryfinders was looking for a story where Cadman's a Slayer. Now, I have not read said story, if it exists, but...wouldn't it actually be kind of awesome if someone wrote a story where Cadman was a Slayer (or Teyla, but Cadman's got the snarky blonde thing going on), and Rodney was her crotchety Watcher, and John, of course, would have to be the broody besouled vampire (although really my preference was for Spike, so can we adopt the cool coat maybe?) who, in a shocking turn of events, falls for Rodney instead of Laura? Because he's gay. I MISS THE GAY VAMPIRES, PEOPLE.

And yet...as crackish as this is, it's still not as awesomely nutty as sdraevn's suggestion of The Daily Show with John Sheppard. SO COOL. Sadly, I wouldn't even know where to start figuring out how to write that. Suggestions?