Drabble: Tactics
Dec. 21st, 2005 02:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trinityofoneYou know, I was going to write some sort of deep follow-up to 'The Tower,' psychoanalyzing Sheppard to within an inch of his life. Instead, I wrote this. *eg*
Title: Tactics
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Category: Humor
Length: 100 words
Summary: ‘The Tower’ tag. “I didn’t, you know.”
Tactics
“I didn’t, you know. Sleep with her.”
“Uh-huh.” There’s still a smudge of dirt by Rodney’s mouth; it’s very distracting.
“No, I was just trying to keep her quiet, make sure she didn’t cause a fuss.” John pauses, casually scratching his head. “So I went down on her.”
“WHAT?”
“Yeah, until she passed out.”
Rodney recovers sufficiently to ask, “From boredom?”
“From intensity of orgasm, Rodney.” John smiles, easy and slow, maneuvering the glassy-eyed and seemingly paralyzed scientist toward the bed. “Here,” he says, giving Rodney’s chest a hard shove, dropping to his knees. “Let me show you.”
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Let this be a lesson to you, Stargate people! Give us complex, awesome episodes like 'Grace Under Pressure,' and I will do my best to write quiet, thoughtful codas! Give us shallow, poorly thought out filler like 'The Tower' and you get, well, this. ;-)
Title: Tactics
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Category: Humor
Length: 100 words
Summary: ‘The Tower’ tag. “I didn’t, you know.”
Tactics
“I didn’t, you know. Sleep with her.”
“Uh-huh.” There’s still a smudge of dirt by Rodney’s mouth; it’s very distracting.
“No, I was just trying to keep her quiet, make sure she didn’t cause a fuss.” John pauses, casually scratching his head. “So I went down on her.”
“WHAT?”
“Yeah, until she passed out.”
Rodney recovers sufficiently to ask, “From boredom?”
“From intensity of orgasm, Rodney.” John smiles, easy and slow, maneuvering the glassy-eyed and seemingly paralyzed scientist toward the bed. “Here,” he says, giving Rodney’s chest a hard shove, dropping to his knees. “Let me show you.”
*************
Let this be a lesson to you, Stargate people! Give us complex, awesome episodes like 'Grace Under Pressure,' and I will do my best to write quiet, thoughtful codas! Give us shallow, poorly thought out filler like 'The Tower' and you get, well, this. ;-)
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Date: 2005-12-23 06:38 pm (UTC)Well the coda should match the episode. Though I'd have paid more attention to the episode if that was actually tacked on the end... Porn that was what it needed, good old slash porn.
Though probably good to put a filler after GUP, because it was such a strong episode pretty much anything was going to be pale in comparison. Might as well make it purposefully so (TPTB needed time to recover).