I just went HET all of a sudden!
Dec. 22nd, 2005 03:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trinityofoneI think something about my parents coming (like, in FOUR HOURS omfg!!) has made me revert to adolescence. Last night I made myself pasta with butter and cheese (I was out of tomato sauce, okay?), and this morning I couldn’t stop thinking, “Gee, that’d make a really great Rodney/Sam song.”
ARGH!
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trinityofone: *listens to fabulous acoustic version of U2’s So Cruel* Gee, that’d make a really great...OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!
Trinity at 17: No, it would! It really, really would!
Trinity at 14: “She makes you watch her from above”? That is soooooo romantic! *omg dies*
trinityofone: No! I have to stop this! I am a slasher now! I like the mansex!
Trinity at 14: But don’t you remember Mulder and Scully? Their love was SO PURE.
Trinity at 17: And remember whose love was also so pure? Spike and Buffy’s!
trinityofone: Yes, okay, fine--I’m not going to deny that they were. But that doesn’t change the fact that my primary interest at this point lies with--
Trinity at 17: Quim! I bet you really miss using the word quim!
trinityofone: No! I like cock! Ask princess_bunny!
Trinity at 14: Um, can we keep this PG-13? Or at least a soft R?
*trinityofone and Trinity at 17 smile indulgently*
Both: Sure, honey. Give yourself a month.
Trinity at 17: But breasts! NIPPLES! I bet you really miss nipples!
trinityofone: Actually, I’m more than satisfied in the nipple department. Have you seen David Hewlett lately?
Trinity at 17: Um. *stares* I’ll be in my bunk.
Trinity at 14: *pulling apart a daisy* But if you wrote Rodney/Sam, you could do a long angsty thing to Lemon. It would be romantic and ironic!
trinityofone: *squirms* Shut up! You’ve never even heard that song! Go listen to Sarah McLachlan, bitch!
Trinity at 17: Quim!
trinityofone: La la la la! *writes boyporn* <--See? I’m writing boyporn!
Trinity at 14: Actually, your latest story is PG. I approve!
trinityofone: Dammit, this is all your fault, agentotter! And yours, kuwdora! *cries*
Trinity at 14: If we wrote fic from the POVs of Rodney and Sam’s children, what would their names be?
trinityofone: THAT’S IT! I’M WRITING GENDERFUCK!
Trinity at 14: ...Maggie? Sophie? Ophelia!!!
Trinity at 17: Quim!
Disclaimer! Don’t worry, I am not abandoning my OTP! In fact, I have a nice, shiny piece of McKay/Sheppard almost ready to post! (It is PG, though. FRICK!) That said, I also like a variety of pairings involving an assortment of different genders! To paraphrase Margaret Cho, my tastes aren’t strictly gay OR straight--they’re just slutty. Where’s my parade?
ARGH!
trinityofone: *listens to fabulous acoustic version of U2’s So Cruel* Gee, that’d make a really great...OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!Trinity at 17: No, it would! It really, really would!
Trinity at 14: “She makes you watch her from above”? That is soooooo romantic! *omg dies*
trinityofone: No! I have to stop this! I am a slasher now! I like the mansex!Trinity at 14: But don’t you remember Mulder and Scully? Their love was SO PURE.
Trinity at 17: And remember whose love was also so pure? Spike and Buffy’s!
trinityofone: Yes, okay, fine--I’m not going to deny that they were. But that doesn’t change the fact that my primary interest at this point lies with--Trinity at 17: Quim! I bet you really miss using the word quim!
trinityofone: No! I like cock! Ask princess_bunny!Trinity at 14: Um, can we keep this PG-13? Or at least a soft R?
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trinityofone and Trinity at 17 smile indulgently*Both: Sure, honey. Give yourself a month.
Trinity at 17: But breasts! NIPPLES! I bet you really miss nipples!
trinityofone: Actually, I’m more than satisfied in the nipple department. Have you seen David Hewlett lately?Trinity at 17: Um. *stares* I’ll be in my bunk.
Trinity at 14: *pulling apart a daisy* But if you wrote Rodney/Sam, you could do a long angsty thing to Lemon. It would be romantic and ironic!
trinityofone: *squirms* Shut up! You’ve never even heard that song! Go listen to Sarah McLachlan, bitch!Trinity at 17: Quim!
trinityofone: La la la la! *writes boyporn* <--See? I’m writing boyporn!Trinity at 14: Actually, your latest story is PG. I approve!
trinityofone: Dammit, this is all your fault, agentotter! And yours, kuwdora! *cries*Trinity at 14: If we wrote fic from the POVs of Rodney and Sam’s children, what would their names be?
trinityofone: THAT’S IT! I’M WRITING GENDERFUCK!Trinity at 14: ...Maggie? Sophie? Ophelia!!!
Trinity at 17: Quim!
Disclaimer! Don’t worry, I am not abandoning my OTP! In fact, I have a nice, shiny piece of McKay/Sheppard almost ready to post! (It is PG, though. FRICK!) That said, I also like a variety of pairings involving an assortment of different genders! To paraphrase Margaret Cho, my tastes aren’t strictly gay OR straight--they’re just slutty. Where’s my parade?
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Date: 2005-12-22 03:11 pm (UTC)lmao, your disclaimer gets me more than anything else. "I'm not abandoning my OTP!"
Heeeeeeee! like people really abandon OTPs! Your love for John and Rodney will NEVER EVER die. I dont' think people should be worried 'bout that.
and Heeeeeeee! I get blamed for something!!!!
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Date: 2005-12-22 03:30 pm (UTC)I had to put the disclaimer, mostly because someone yelled at me in another post when I suggested that, since Sheppard keeps scoring on the show, I'd like Rodney to at least be able to sex SOMEONE. And they were like, "But you insult the sacred credo of McShep!" And I was like, "OMG PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" Hence, I disclaim. *g*
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Date: 2005-12-22 03:24 pm (UTC)*gigglefit*
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Date: 2005-12-22 03:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-22 03:38 pm (UTC)Hooray for mansex!
Mansex? Yis, plz!!
What's better than mansex? Not not!mansex, that's for sure!
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Date: 2005-12-22 03:41 pm (UTC)I really should know better than to drink and read lj at the same time.
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Date: 2005-12-22 03:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-12-22 03:27 pm (UTC)Ahahahaha. NO!
Except...maybe...and
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Date: 2005-12-22 03:33 pm (UTC)Well, hopefully she will just write LOADS MORE OF IT, so then I won't have to. *g*
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Date: 2005-12-22 03:39 pm (UTC)She's writing 5 ways Sam and Rodney didn't make out, isn't she? So there'll be at least two more fics to look forward to *inserts random word, so as not to end the sentence with a preposition*.
Also, het icon! ;)
Oh, the pain.
Date: 2005-12-22 03:48 pm (UTC)Mmm, yes, two more.
I mean, no! Damn you and your insidious heterosexual ways!
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Date: 2005-12-22 03:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-22 03:36 pm (UTC)You really have
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Date: 2005-12-22 03:34 pm (UTC)There's nothing wrong with het or slash! Or femslash, for those who class it as a separate category to slash! It's all good, really.
And I have to admit,
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Date: 2005-12-22 03:52 pm (UTC)That's actually my primary fic belief. I was just a little surprised (and very amused) by my sudden rush of Rodney/Sam 'shippery. Especially the songs thing. The "And this is their song! ...And so is THIS one!" stage is always fun. *g*
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Date: 2005-12-22 04:14 pm (UTC)One of the things I find interesting about Atlantis is that I genuinely have ensemble songs, which hasn't really happened to me very much before.
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Date: 2005-12-22 04:44 pm (UTC)Oh, and I would mock you for Bryan Adams, but I don't actually know who he is.
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Date: 2005-12-23 07:28 am (UTC)Uh, Bryan Adams is a Canadian pop singer. You may have heard Summer of '69 (which is excellent), or Everything I Do (I Do It For You), which is the big romance theme song from the film Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Sufficiently shameful, anyway *g*
I've seen a bunch of the
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Date: 2005-12-22 03:55 pm (UTC)I love that version of "So Cruel." I wish I knew where it was from--it sounds to me like it's a rehearsal, 'cause they actually start over at the beginning. But whatever it is, it's just really...potent. *loves ouchy music*
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Date: 2005-12-22 04:16 pm (UTC)(that scene was wonderful, too *g* The little "click" thing... *way* too much time together)
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Date: 2005-12-22 04:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-22 03:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-22 04:09 pm (UTC)It's an old joke...
Date: 2005-12-22 04:42 pm (UTC)Doctor: Don't worry, dear. Take a deep breath, maybe watch 'Aurora' or the last five minutes of 'The Hive'--you'll feel better in no time!
Doctor: Of course!
...and still a bad one!
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Date: 2005-12-22 06:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-12-22 06:19 pm (UTC)I don't understand. You say that like it's a bad thing. *wanders around, confused*
Genderfuck. I think the answer really is genderfuck. I had a dream the other night that was kind of North by Northwest, with Rodney as Cary Grant and John as Eva Marie Saint. Spyhattiness! Sex on a train! Maybe I'll write that.
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Date: 2005-12-22 05:56 pm (UTC)Trinity at 17: Um. *stares* I'll be in my bunk.
Thank you. I mean it. *laughs*
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Date: 2005-12-22 06:21 pm (UTC)*is now imagining self in the elevator of an old-fashioned department store*
"5th floor! Cutlery, crockery, and lingerie! NIPPLES!"
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Date: 2005-12-22 11:45 pm (UTC)query
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Date: 2005-12-23 08:50 am (UTC)I hate the internet
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