I just went HET all of a sudden!

[trinityofone]

I think something about my parents coming (like, in FOUR HOURS omfg!!) has made me revert to adolescence. Last night I made myself pasta with butter and cheese (I was out of tomato sauce, okay?), and this morning I couldn’t stop thinking, “Gee, that’d make a really great Rodney/Sam song.”

ARGH!

trinityofone: *listens to fabulous acoustic version of U2’s So Cruel* Gee, that’d make a really great...OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!
Trinity at 17: No, it would! It really, really would!
Trinity at 14: “She makes you watch her from above”? That is soooooo romantic! *omg dies*
trinityofone: No! I have to stop this! I am a slasher now! I like the mansex!
Trinity at 14: But don’t you remember Mulder and Scully? Their love was SO PURE.
Trinity at 17: And remember whose love was also so pure? Spike and Buffy’s!
trinityofone: Yes, okay, fine--I’m not going to deny that they were. But that doesn’t change the fact that my primary interest at this point lies with--
Trinity at 17: Quim! I bet you really miss using the word quim!
trinityofone: No! I like cock! Ask princess_bunny!
Trinity at 14: Um, can we keep this PG-13? Or at least a soft R?
*trinityofone and Trinity at 17 smile indulgently*
Both: Sure, honey. Give yourself a month.
Trinity at 17: But breasts! NIPPLES! I bet you really miss nipples!
trinityofone: Actually, I’m more than satisfied in the nipple department. Have you seen David Hewlett lately?
Trinity at 17: Um. *stares* I’ll be in my bunk.
Trinity at 14: *pulling apart a daisy* But if you wrote Rodney/Sam, you could do a long angsty thing to Lemon. It would be romantic and ironic!
trinityofone: *squirms* Shut up! You’ve never even heard that song! Go listen to Sarah McLachlan, bitch!
Trinity at 17: Quim!
trinityofone: La la la la! *writes boyporn* <--See? I’m writing boyporn!
Trinity at 14: Actually, your latest story is PG. I approve!
trinityofone: Dammit, this is all your fault, agentotter! And yours, kuwdora! *cries*
Trinity at 14: If we wrote fic from the POVs of Rodney and Sam’s children, what would their names be?
trinityofone: THAT’S IT! I’M WRITING GENDERFUCK!
Trinity at 14: ...Maggie? Sophie? Ophelia!!!
Trinity at 17: Quim!

Disclaimer! Don’t worry, I am not abandoning my OTP! In fact, I have a nice, shiny piece of McKay/Sheppard almost ready to post! (It is PG, though. FRICK!) That said, I also like a variety of pairings involving an assortment of different genders! To paraphrase Margaret Cho, my tastes aren’t strictly gay OR straight--they’re just slutty. Where’s my parade?

Comments

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

Hahaaha. I wrote gay porn with the word cock in when I was 13.