"David Hewlett will have an ass in heaven. Hallelujah!"

[trinityofone]

*I thought I had completely screwed up and missed the deadline for an essay due last Friday. Turns out, I get a flexible due date 'cause I'm a stupid American visiting student, and I have until the 24th. Hallelujah!

*I finally got my slash paper back, and I got an 82 on it, which under the Irish system is really, really good. Porn for profit! Say hallelujah!

*Remember my hot Scottish tutor? The one who was all, "Oh, just call me Peter"? Well, in handing out our essay titles, he accidentally revealed his surname. And guess what it is? Mackay. *dies* *dies a thousand thousand times* *is resurrected* Can I have a HALLELUJAH?

This calls for a celebration. And since siriaeve recently uttered the piece of gospel in the subject line, I think the, erm, vehicle for our celebration should be David Hewlett's ass. So I've compiled an ASSortment of images honoring his ASSets. (As you can tell, my emotional maturity has grown in leaps and bounds today.) Spoilers through 'Allies,' technically, although I am a spoiler-phobe and I would consider this spoiler-free. I wouldn't want anybody to be denied the glory of the ass.


I'll start with something historical. This was, as near as I could establish, the first ever glimpse of David Hewlett's ass in the Stargate 'verse. Almost certainly, it is the first shot in SGA. History, people: you are looking at history. And ass.


The classic ass shot: bending over, working at the computer. I just want to drape myself across his back. Don't you?


Then there are the walking away shots. It hurts to see you leave, Rodney, but it's a pleasure watching you go.


See? Teyla agrees.


Take a moment to appreciate these lines: broad shoulders, the curve of his back, the arms (those are good arms to have), and the pièce de résistance, the ass. Art, pure art.


Angsty ass!


Action ass!


Heroic action ass!


Running-jumping-climbing trees ass!


Stealthy ass! Or...
trinityofone: Crouching ass, hidden...um...
siriaeve: Hidden hottie?
trinityofone: Alliteration! YES.


ETA: Alternate universe ass! Thanks, devildoll!


Among the Stargate crew, it is considered a special honor to have your name emblazoned across David Hewlett's ass.


To be a true ass appreciator, you have to learn to recognize the little details, like the way the suit jacket parts just slightly to accommodate the ass...it's a sign of respect. *nods*


Honestly, who wouldn't want to wake up curled around on top of next to that ass?


Chuck!tech is totally on board.


Caldwell wouldn't mind, either.


"Yeah, I was looking," says Allina. "I have other interests beside ZPMs, you know!"


Even Rodney himself can't help having the occasional grope.

Ass accessories:


Boxer shorts!


Gay pants!


Pocketses!


Nipples! (What? Those are an accessory!)

And finally, some ClASSics.


You can never have too many shots of Hewlett bending over a console.


Or writhing in pain on the ground, to better emphasize his, um, legs. And where his legs meet his back. Actually, that whole area.


Slashy ass.


Gay ass.

In short, David Hewlett's ass is simply...

...angelic.

Hallelujah!

Caps from http://www.david-hewlett.co.uk, http://stargatecaps.com, and oxoniensis. Thanks!

Comments

[seagull2eagle.livejournal.com]

Best tribute ever!!

Everybody needs more DH pics, from every delicious angle. ^________^ Simply beautiful. :)

[dizzyditz.livejournal.com]

I was completely on board and excited with you...and then came the ass.



You're insane. You know that, right? INSANE.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

But Sarah, this post was ALL for YOU! You said Joe Flanigan's ass could kick David Hewlett's ass to the curb--I HAD to prove you wrong!

[stillane.livejournal.com]

I love you. I want to have your irreverently humorous little babies. 'Action Ass!' *g*

[kudra2324.livejournal.com]

porn for profit. yay!

Hallelujah!

[laceymcbain.livejournal.com]

Amen, sister! All praise the glory of DH's ass. *g* I laughed and I smiled when I saw this because this is truly a testament to something great and powerful.

Among the Stargate crew, it is considered a special honor to have your name emblazoned across David Hewlett's ass.

*snort* I just bet it is!

Congrats on your mark and thank you for showing off David's ass-ets. Much, much appreciated.

[lordelessar.livejournal.com]

wow, that was very, um, thorough.

[arlessiar.livejournal.com]

The Geek ass chronicles. Yeah, baby, yeah! This.is.so.great!!!Rodney's/David's dignity in all his glory! Love it. Will meme it.

This behind the scenes pic from 'Nothing', is that taken from the Making of from the DVD? I so envy you if you own this, because I so want to see that, but it's not on the Region 2 DVD which I have. :(

[cynicatlantis.livejournal.com]

Wordy mcword! The R1 I've got has a short featurette, but it's mostly interviews and small clips from the film. There's supposedly a 1hr documentary called "Making Nothing", but I can't find it anywhere! *sobsobsob*

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

You have made my life complete.

Completely full of ASS!

[aurora]

Wow, 82! Go you!

And guess what it is? Mackay. *dies with you*

As for the rest of the post: Praise the lord! FantaSStic! (omg, yes, I can be THAT lame)

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

*Remember my hot Scottish tutor? The one who was all, "Oh, just call me Peter"? Well, in handing out our essay titles, he accidentally revealed his surname. And guess what it is? Mackay. *dies* *dies a thousand thousand times* *is resurrected* Can I have a HALLELUJAH?

I HAVE NO WORDS FOR HOW PERFECT THIS IS. HALLELUJAH.

See, now it is clear: the Fates want you to sleep with him. They need you to sleep with him. They are demanding it, and who are you to deny fate? His last name is Mackay, for god's sake. It's necessary.

Also: the tribute to the Hewlettass is absolutely wonderful. I feel honored to have been there at the "...ass in heaven, hallelujah" moment. And yay for that last shot, because it's so perfect it's not even funny.

[magicfaye.livejournal.com]

:D YAY! DAVID BUM-SHOTS!!!! XD This really, really brightened up my day. I mean, I was really tired, and had nothing to look forward to other than watching some TV later... and then THIS~!! :D

Woohoo! Hooray for David Hewlett's ass!!!! :D

THANK YOU! *hugs*

[nialla]

Can I get an A-men?!

[laitaine]

Fantasstic! *g*

[triskellita.livejournal.com]

*falls off the couch laughing*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

omg

*implodes*

*not without dying of mirth and glee first*

Here via isiscolo. :-)

[lillyjk.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

I love you...but not as much as I love David Hewlett's ass.

[strifechaos.livejournal.com]

Lovely. Guh. I'm stunned. And had to cackle several times throughout, drawing the attention of my roomies. Thus leading to more ogle-age of ass. Mmmm. Nice captions as well, hee.

Nipples are totally an accessory! Again, made my day! Thanks for sharing with!

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

Just... *is speechless*

[pirl.livejournal.com]

you should submit this survey to a university somewhere. it should be bound in a book and kept forever. :D

and yay! on the Eddie Izzard reference!!

[sonofzeal.livejournal.com]

I'll have to be mindful of that grading system...my sister got accepted to the study abroad program, and will be going to Ireland in the fall!

Hehe...Oh, the things that will happen to the Stargate community...

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, congrats to your sister! That's awesome. Where is she studying?

Do tell her that the grading system is totally different--anything around a 70 is actually what we would consider an A. Actually, siriaeve told me yesterday that they normally don't grade undergraduates above an 80, so, um. My bragging can be even more intense! And your sister should not freak out if she gets a 68 on her first paper--that's what I got on mine, and it's fine.

Oh, the things that will happen to the Stargate community...

Fandom is basically a license to be completely batshit insane. I live up to it well, don't you think?

[allhoneyboo.livejournal.com]

now my day was a great as yours. :-)

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

The 'heart-shapedness' of the arse is truly a thing of beauty.

And who knew the arse could be so versatile? Action, angsty, gay...

Your tribute is awesome. I've seen one devoted to nipples, one to arses - who's going to bring on the shoulder!porn?

*wishes she had an arse shot, but you'll just have to do with neck hotness.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

IN WHAT UNIVERSE does he get to grope Carter's arse? Eh? Eh? *jealous*

Also: *stares happily*

blasphemer here

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

The best ass in S1 is Grodin's. Just take a look at the scene at the start of Hide & Seek where he's following Weir upstairs, omg. The Doctor recommends being seated for the experience.

[bluespirit-star.livejournal.com]

ASStastic!
Thank you - & I love the captions so much. :-)