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trinityofone*I thought I had completely screwed up and missed the deadline for an essay due last Friday. Turns out, I get a flexible due date 'cause I'm a stupid American visiting student, and I have until the 24th. Hallelujah!
*I finally got my slash paper back, and I got an 82 on it, which under the Irish system is really, really good. Porn for profit! Say hallelujah!
*Remember my hot Scottish tutor? The one who was all, "Oh, just call me Peter"? Well, in handing out our essay titles, he accidentally revealed his surname. And guess what it is? Mackay. *dies* *dies a thousand thousand times* *is resurrected* Can I have a HALLELUJAH?
This calls for a celebration. And since![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
siriaeve recently uttered the piece of gospel in the subject line, I think the, erm, vehicle for our celebration should be David Hewlett's ass. So I've compiled an ASSortment of images honoring his ASSets. (As you can tell, my emotional maturity has grown in leaps and bounds today.) Spoilers through 'Allies,' technically, although I am a spoiler-phobe and I would consider this spoiler-free. I wouldn't want anybody to be denied the glory of the ass.
I'll start with something historical. This was, as near as I could establish, the first ever glimpse of David Hewlett's ass in the Stargate 'verse. Almost certainly, it is the first shot in SGA. History, people: you are looking at history. And ass.
The classic ass shot: bending over, working at the computer. I just want to drape myself across his back. Don't you?
Then there are the walking away shots. It hurts to see you leave, Rodney, but it's a pleasure watching you go.
See? Teyla agrees.
Take a moment to appreciate these lines: broad shoulders, the curve of his back, the arms (those are good arms to have), and the pièce de résistance, the ass. Art, pure art.
Angsty ass!
Action ass!
Heroic action ass!
Running-jumping-climbing trees ass!
Stealthy ass! Or...
trinityofone: Crouching ass, hidden...um...
siriaeve: Hidden hottie?
trinityofone: Alliteration! YES.
ETA: Alternate universe ass! Thanks,devildoll!
Among the Stargate crew, it is considered a special honor to have your name emblazoned across David Hewlett's ass.
To be a true ass appreciator, you have to learn to recognize the little details, like the way the suit jacket parts just slightly to accommodate the ass...it's a sign of respect. *nods*
Honestly, who wouldn't want to wake upcurled around on top of next to that ass?
Chuck!tech is totally on board.
Caldwell wouldn't mind, either.
"Yeah, I was looking," says Allina. "I have other interests beside ZPMs, you know!"
Even Rodney himself can't help having the occasional grope.
Ass accessories:
Boxer shorts!
Gay pants!
Pocketses!
Nipples! (What? Those are an accessory!)
And finally, some ClASSics.
You can never have too many shots of Hewlett bending over a console.
Or writhing in pain on the ground, to better emphasize his, um, legs. And where his legs meet his back. Actually, that whole area.
Slashy ass.
Gay ass.
In short, David Hewlett's ass is simply...
...angelic.
Hallelujah!
Caps from http://www.david-hewlett.co.uk, http://stargatecaps.com, andoxoniensis. Thanks!
*I finally got my slash paper back, and I got an 82 on it, which under the Irish system is really, really good. Porn for profit! Say hallelujah!
*Remember my hot Scottish tutor? The one who was all, "Oh, just call me Peter"? Well, in handing out our essay titles, he accidentally revealed his surname. And guess what it is? Mackay. *dies* *dies a thousand thousand times* *is resurrected* Can I have a HALLELUJAH?
This calls for a celebration. And since
siriaeve recently uttered the piece of gospel in the subject line, I think the, erm, vehicle for our celebration should be David Hewlett's ass. So I've compiled an ASSortment of images honoring his ASSets. (As you can tell, my emotional maturity has grown in leaps and bounds today.) Spoilers through 'Allies,' technically, although I am a spoiler-phobe and I would consider this spoiler-free. I wouldn't want anybody to be denied the glory of the ass.I'll start with something historical. This was, as near as I could establish, the first ever glimpse of David Hewlett's ass in the Stargate 'verse. Almost certainly, it is the first shot in SGA. History, people: you are looking at history. And ass.
The classic ass shot: bending over, working at the computer. I just want to drape myself across his back. Don't you?
Then there are the walking away shots. It hurts to see you leave, Rodney, but it's a pleasure watching you go.
See? Teyla agrees.
Take a moment to appreciate these lines: broad shoulders, the curve of his back, the arms (those are good arms to have), and the pièce de résistance, the ass. Art, pure art.
Angsty ass!
Action ass!
Heroic action ass!
Running-jumping-climbing trees ass!
Stealthy ass! Or...
trinityofone: Crouching ass, hidden...um...siriaeve: Hidden hottie?trinityofone: Alliteration! YES.ETA: Alternate universe ass! Thanks,
devildoll!Among the Stargate crew, it is considered a special honor to have your name emblazoned across David Hewlett's ass.
To be a true ass appreciator, you have to learn to recognize the little details, like the way the suit jacket parts just slightly to accommodate the ass...it's a sign of respect. *nods*
Honestly, who wouldn't want to wake up
Chuck!tech is totally on board.
Caldwell wouldn't mind, either.
"Yeah, I was looking," says Allina. "I have other interests beside ZPMs, you know!"
Even Rodney himself can't help having the occasional grope.
Ass accessories:
Boxer shorts!
Gay pants!
Pocketses!
Nipples! (What? Those are an accessory!)
And finally, some ClASSics.
You can never have too many shots of Hewlett bending over a console.
Or writhing in pain on the ground, to better emphasize his, um, legs. And where his legs meet his back. Actually, that whole area.
Slashy ass.
Gay ass.
In short, David Hewlett's ass is simply...
...angelic.
Hallelujah!
Caps from http://www.david-hewlett.co.uk, http://stargatecaps.com, and
oxoniensis. Thanks!
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Date: 2006-02-18 11:04 pm (UTC)Absolutely priceless! You've totally made my morning. Chuck is sooo checking him out (who can blame him?) :P
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Date: 2006-03-06 09:39 am (UTC)possible. (it's hard to find btw, not memoried or tagged)
it's also possible that i will be emailing the link to my roomate to share the love.
it's also possible that i want to bear your children because of the funny. and the glory of the ass.
i burble over with love for the ass of hewlett.
ps. what is the last pic from?
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Date: 2006-06-13 07:57 am (UTC)I was hyperventellating the entire time. Brilliant!
Apparently, SG-1 feared the power of showing David's ass unless it is AU ass. They stopped short of showing it in "48 Hours" (http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s5/514/html/5X14%5F144.html) and in "Redemption" he must sit on it to limit it's power (http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s6/602/html/6x02%5F0077.html). Although both Walter and Jonas appreciate his ass (http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s6/602/html/6x02%5F0225.html), and even General Hammond can't resist sneaking a peak (http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s6/602/html/6x02%5F0216.html).
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Date: 2011-04-24 05:07 am (UTC)Bounce a quarter off that ass? No way - a dollar coin!
Or ten.
No amount of hard cash is too much for that benevolent ass.
May it shine its glory upon us always and forever,
HALLELUJAH.
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Date: 2013-08-12 07:25 pm (UTC)So, let me speak in praise of the Coming of the Bum....
I don't remember precisely how or when I first came here to study & worship at the Shrine to the Ass of Hewlett, but I know it changed my thoughts & my heart forever. I learned to cruise the quiet by-ways of YouTube, searching for clips of Century Hotel not yet erased by the evil oppressors. I searched devoutly for blessed texts that praised The HeartShaped Heinie & elevated those who worshipped it too; I contemplated these sacred images, where lips more blessed than mine had kissed The Divine Dimple. My love of the interconnectedness of all things Hewlett--the arms to the hands, the shoulders to the back, the neck to the chest and all, all parts, directly or indirectly, to The Center of It All--expanded to encompass the World. As my love of Pocketses burgeoned, my hatred of thigh-holsterless baggy BDUs grew as well, fueled by the fire of Righteous Fanboy & Fangirl Indignation. Indignation, I say!--indignation at TPTB's efforts to conceal the Glory that is Hewlett, to cover up the true treasures which should be ours to behold! Indignation that they give us glimpses of nipples & flashes of assets He possesses in full, lush measure, yet never permit us to gaze our fill on the Promised Man, unadorned & splendid! For this is the aim of the Holy Flail, the end of our parts-yearning: to see Teh Ass in all its glory, surrounded by its natural accompaniments & accessories & such other characters as befit Him best, & to let it lead us to a more joyful & restful place. Amen.
( ~ahem ~ ... Yes, well, I gather that the paperwork establishing my new church has been unaccountably delayed, so if it's all right with you I'll just hang out here for a wee while & continue my ecumenical education.... ;"-)
Lovely
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