"David Hewlett will have an ass in heaven. Hallelujah!"

[trinityofone]

*I thought I had completely screwed up and missed the deadline for an essay due last Friday. Turns out, I get a flexible due date 'cause I'm a stupid American visiting student, and I have until the 24th. Hallelujah!

*I finally got my slash paper back, and I got an 82 on it, which under the Irish system is really, really good. Porn for profit! Say hallelujah!

*Remember my hot Scottish tutor? The one who was all, "Oh, just call me Peter"? Well, in handing out our essay titles, he accidentally revealed his surname. And guess what it is? Mackay. *dies* *dies a thousand thousand times* *is resurrected* Can I have a HALLELUJAH?

This calls for a celebration. And since siriaeve recently uttered the piece of gospel in the subject line, I think the, erm, vehicle for our celebration should be David Hewlett's ass. So I've compiled an ASSortment of images honoring his ASSets. (As you can tell, my emotional maturity has grown in leaps and bounds today.) Spoilers through 'Allies,' technically, although I am a spoiler-phobe and I would consider this spoiler-free. I wouldn't want anybody to be denied the glory of the ass.


I'll start with something historical. This was, as near as I could establish, the first ever glimpse of David Hewlett's ass in the Stargate 'verse. Almost certainly, it is the first shot in SGA. History, people: you are looking at history. And ass.


The classic ass shot: bending over, working at the computer. I just want to drape myself across his back. Don't you?


Then there are the walking away shots. It hurts to see you leave, Rodney, but it's a pleasure watching you go.


See? Teyla agrees.


Take a moment to appreciate these lines: broad shoulders, the curve of his back, the arms (those are good arms to have), and the pièce de résistance, the ass. Art, pure art.


Angsty ass!


Action ass!


Heroic action ass!


Running-jumping-climbing trees ass!


Stealthy ass! Or...
trinityofone: Crouching ass, hidden...um...
siriaeve: Hidden hottie?
trinityofone: Alliteration! YES.


ETA: Alternate universe ass! Thanks, devildoll!


Among the Stargate crew, it is considered a special honor to have your name emblazoned across David Hewlett's ass.


To be a true ass appreciator, you have to learn to recognize the little details, like the way the suit jacket parts just slightly to accommodate the ass...it's a sign of respect. *nods*


Honestly, who wouldn't want to wake up curled around on top of next to that ass?


Chuck!tech is totally on board.


Caldwell wouldn't mind, either.


"Yeah, I was looking," says Allina. "I have other interests beside ZPMs, you know!"


Even Rodney himself can't help having the occasional grope.

Ass accessories:


Boxer shorts!


Gay pants!


Pocketses!


Nipples! (What? Those are an accessory!)

And finally, some ClASSics.


You can never have too many shots of Hewlett bending over a console.


Or writhing in pain on the ground, to better emphasize his, um, legs. And where his legs meet his back. Actually, that whole area.


Slashy ass.


Gay ass.

In short, David Hewlett's ass is simply...

...angelic.

Hallelujah!

Caps from http://www.david-hewlett.co.uk, http://stargatecaps.com, and oxoniensis. Thanks!

Comments

[whatdanidigs.livejournal.com]

A fantastic ass tribute.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*g* If I ever publish a novel, I want that in huge letters across the back cover.

[coreopsis.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahahahahaha OMG THAT IS AWESOME. Like David Hewlett's ass. Seriously, this will become my new highest compliment. "You saved a bus load of children from going over a cliff? Wow, that is awesome like David Hewlett's ass."

Also, another reason to love the ass retrospective is because of how fantastically it shows off the lovely back and shoulders.

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Wow, that is awesome like David Hewlett's ass.
Hee! I reallyreallyreally want to use that in a conversation.

[dogeared.livejournal.com]

Well, THAT was an enjoyable after-lunch treat. :D

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

That's what John said.

[tikiaceae.livejournal.com]

Amen, I say.

[mirabile-dictu.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I laughed so hard I might have done myself an injury. I also drew attention from a co-worker, and just how does one explain staring at David Hewlett's ass in a work environment? There's no need! The ass explains itself!

Also, heroic action ass is my new all-time favorite expression.

Thank you! *memories*

[smittywing.livejournal.com]

BEST POST EVER.

I think I love you.

[shetiger.livejournal.com]

Thank you, this cheered me up immensely.

Especially gay ass. That one never gets old.

[airinshaw.livejournal.com]

Hallelujah indeed! All hail the mighty-hot Hewlett ass. *worships*

BTW - the naked-ass-on-the-bed shot is the prettiest thing I've ever seen.

[burningchaos.livejournal.com]

I have had the crappiest day ever, and you made me smile. *hugs* Thank you!

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

I would leave a real comment, but...um. Kinda...distracted. Yeah.

[devildoll.livejournal.com]

I love this so much! And I have two to contribute!

Rodney's ass while he's groping Carter's ass: one (http://www.devildollmedia.com/lj/moebius/moebius33.png) and two. (http://www.devildollmedia.com/lj/moebius/moebius34.png)

From SG-1 episode 8.19 Moebius Part I (http://devildoll.livejournal.com/668602.html#cutid1).

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, how could I forget the alternate universe ass? Thank you!

[amnellwyvern.livejournal.com]

Wonderful tribute to all things beautiful about that mans ass! Thanks for sharing that! *goes back to drooling*

[wychwood]

Awesome :) And lots of back / shoulder / arm, too, which is extra bonus Hewlett fun!

I had not previously considered myself a fan of his ass, particularly, but you are converting me :) Also, the checking-out shots are uniformly hysterical.

It hurts to see you leave, Rodney, but it's a pleasure watching you go.
This is a quote, right? Where from? Because Google is not helping me here!

The action ass one cracks me up, mostly because I can identify the running men from behind when you basically can't see them at all, just from how they're moving *g*

Running-jumping-climbing trees ass!
*giggles more*

The Carl Binder one reminds me of Magic Marker, actually *g*. And which film is the gay pants one from? I approve of the pocketses, too. I used to work with some people who wore trousers with back pocket flaps like that a lot, and they definitely draw attention that way *g*. Interestingly, I think almost all of them were gay. I offer this as a random observation *g*.

And the finale is evil genius at work *g*

This was great. I really enjoyed the trip around Hewlett's ass pictures, and the commentary was even better *g*. Hallelujah indeed!

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I had not previously considered myself a fan of his ass, particularly, but you are converting me

I'm generally not an ass girl myself (I was scarred at an early age when I watched Help! with my mother and had to listen to her go on and on, in detail, about the merits of Paul McCartney's ass), but I'm willing to make an exception in this case. Generous of me, I know. ;-)

This is a quote, right? Where from?

I think it's just a classic, sleazy line--one usually said by men, to women. But us girls get to be the sleazy ones on trinityofone's journal! *g*

The action ass one cracks me up, mostly because I can identify the running men from behind

The true test of a fan: distinguish David Hewlett's ass from Paul McGillion's at twenty paces!

The Carl Binder one reminds me of Magic Marker, actually *g*

Aww. I win at ass writing!

And which film is the gay pants one from?

That's from The Boys of St. Vincent, which I haven't seen yet. It's supposed to be very disturbing--and not just because of the clothes!

I'm glad you enjoyed this. I enjoyed putting it together, in case you couldn't tell. *vbeg*

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

*applauds wildly*

[11nine73.livejournal.com]

Fant-ass-tic. *ducks*

Seriously, I can't breathe. This is brilliant. So putting it in my memories for a rainy day

[(Anonymous)]

Hilarious! :-D

[mareserinitatis.livejournal.com]

Doh! That was me. Thanks for making my day. :-)

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

/giggles/

It is angelic, and this is exactly what I needed this afternoon. Thank you.

Although you need the boxer lines ass from "Suspicion." Unfortunately I don't have the cap with me at work, but I'll look for it when I get home.

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

I was able to get my hands on this icon, though.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

You almost broke my Draco! Why the hell is he dressed up like a gay cowboy and groping that English man?

Seriously, how does anyone not just spend all their time trying to grope him? And I want that goddamn laptop vest. GIVE ME MILITARY.

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

So many marvelous descriptions! So many marvelous photos! But I can't believe you forgot "heart-shaped"!

I know, cliché. But it is.

[20thcenturyvole.livejournal.com]

*tears* Oh my God. Did you choose that emoticon specifically for this post?

I'm going to be thinking about this all tomorrow, by the way. I'll be like a pervy little old lady who fondles her knitting needles and sighs wistfully from time to time, secure in the knowledge that NOBODY KNOWS OF THE PERVING IN HER BRAIN.

[sgatlantislight.livejournal.com]

Methinks we need a moodtheme that's nothing by Hewlett assage... ;>

[from-the-corner.livejournal.com]

I'm floored. Totally. And consider myself damn luck that guys like you are around, 'cos without it RL (in its current state) would be unbearable. Thanks for making me laugh :-)
And Hallowed is The Ass!

[betagoddess.livejournal.com]

This is SO going in my memories so that I can check out this ass time and time again!

Thanks so much for the tribute! =>}

Hallelujah indeed! =>}

[no-detective.livejournal.com]

Oh heavens, this post just made my (otherwise miserable) day. Thank you, you most brilliant perv person.