*tiny impotent fist of rage*

[trinityofone]

OMG, if I see this:

New information about Sheppard's father!

(Cut for Season 3 spoilers)*

one more time, I may scream. (Quietly. Well, I'll glare at the screen.) That's a spoiler, people, for the love of tiny monkeys!**

I mean, I know I'm anal about this, but I really, really didn't want to know that--that that topic was even going to be addressed next season. I like my little bubble, and I like to be surprised. So please, err on the side of caution!

*goes back to contemplating AU academic porn*


*Totally fake spoiler
**TM siriaeve

Comments

[jetspeaks.livejournal.com]

Who doesn't love tiny monkeys? I mean, really...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

It's still up and I don't want to click for fear of being even more spoiled, but did the 24 commenters complain/ask for a proper cut?

[birdsflying]

Aaaarrghhhh!

I hope that doesn't turn up on my flist because I will scream and scream and scream. :nods:

:returns to writing AU Academic porn Dissertation AU Academic porn Dissertation:

[neery.livejournal.com]

I was also very baffled, a few months ago, every time someone warned for their fics with a line like "Spoilers for season 2: Ronon is mentioned."

Um, bwuh? That is the whole spoiler, right there! What are these people thinking?

[in-the-bottle.livejournal.com]

I think I know which post you're referring to. I think I actually screamed at the screen.

And yes! AU academic porn is teh good!

[amireal.livejournal.com]

*subtly shifts you to car!porn*

[lillian78.livejournal.com]

You know I'm just the opposite, I'm a total spoiler whore but it pisses me off royally when someone puts a spoiler right there in the header. *headdesk* It gives the rest of us considerate, careful spoiler whores a really bad name. Urgh.

[nakedwesley.livejournal.com]

That stupid spoiler was in the subject line of the Gateworld feed too. Heck, I've seen it popping up everywhere, with a line further down: "This may be a bit of a spoiler..."

Well, DUH!

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to stay unspoiled too, and it's so frustrating when people don't realize that mere *mention* of an actor or a character is actually a pretty big damn deal.