Mad Dog Flan Says: More Earporn!

[trinityofone]

*Everyone, everyone, everyone (and their mothers, if their mothers are into that sort of thing) needs to go read toft_froggy's Second Skin. I love this story SO MUCH. Read it.

*Also everyone should go drool over the cover fan_this made for my (I can't believe I'm typing this) wingfic trilogy thing I wrote yesterday. Guh.

*But most importantly, I must ask you this, flist: WHERE IS THE EARPORN? I mean, have you seen Joe Flanigan's ears?


These are ears about which epic poetry was destined to be written! Epic, pornographic poetry!


See? Rodney is composing one such poem right now.


Can't. Stop. Staring.


Maybe later he will deliver a dramatic reading?


Seriously, John is horrified that y'all aren't writing porn about his ears!

They go with everything:


Light!


Shadow!


Puddlejumpers!


Yes, Hermiod, they are truly the eighth ninth (I think I may have said DH's ass was the eighth) wonder of the universe.


Admittedly, the ears can be used not for good, but for evil, as in this classic example of ear-aided cockblocking.


But you can fix all that! Just write a story about Rodney teasing the highly-sensitive shell of John's ear as he fucks him, then taking the tip between his teeth just as he's about to climax and biting—muffling his own cry, but evoking from John an incredible high-pitched keen of pleasure as he arches off the bed and—


Yes, Colonel, with my nipples and your ears, we could surely rule the galaxy! The galaxy of PORN.

This message brought to you by the Society for the Creation of Earporn for Trin. Thank you.

*Also, Siria says I am a model of psychiatric normalcy. Yays!

Comments

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

You know, everytime I look at pictures of Joe Flanigan's ears I am so struck by how they are clearly not symmetrical that I find myself unable to do anything but stare ion fascination.

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Ears, ears, ears and what do I look at? Hewlett's nipple in pic No. 3.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

The nipples are...captivating. I should do a nipple post. *nods*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Perhaps they are asymmetrical because Rodney has been tugging on one so much during sex?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*beams at you*

[looking4tarzan.livejournal.com]

*stares at the pic above "Maybe later he will deliver a dramatic reading?"*

guh...wuh mmp ah.....wha?






(ten minutes later)
guh....

(five minutes later...and after a cup of strong tea)

oh yeah and isn't Rodney jerking John off in the puddle jumper, in second skin the filthiest thing you ever read...needless to say I read THAT a few times

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

Not. the only. one.

*stares, drooling*

*drools, staring*

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Rodney licked the rim of John's ear using just the tip of his tongue, teasing. John moaned and shuddered all over which made Rodney smile against his skin, obviously loving the reaction he provoked.

"You really like that, don't you?"

"What clued you in?" John rasped and let his head fall to the side, practically begging for more.

When Rodney answered, his voice sounded almost contemplative. "Oh, I don't know." He bit John's lobe, making him inhale sharply. "The gasps, the moans...," His tongue soothed the tiny hurt. "...the way you roll over for me."

It took John a moment to answer. "Funny. Can you stop teasing now?"

Rodney pretended to think about it, his breath hot and distracting against John's ear. "Hm. This is so much fun, though."

John suppressed another full body shudder and rolled on top of Rodney who made an undignified squawking noise. It was time to have fun with his nipples.

And then they dun more sex. Also, nipples!

dar_jeeling was not here. She did not write this because she's hyperactive or anything. Yes.

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

I thought the "you are an Elf lady", the one who always shows up at Creation con in Vancouver? Was nuts, but after looking at these ear porn shots...yeh, they're really really pointy aren't they? Much more so than most human ears.

[wychwood]

What I really like is the way the line of the ear matches with the line of the nose and jaw. JF has lovely lines and planes.

[jetspeaks.livejournal.com]

Epic elf poetry? Those are very pointy...

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Whoever did not write this did an awesome job not writing it! Mmm, God--Rodney is so lucky in this story. They are both so lucky.

As am I, 'cause someone (not you! *g*) wrote it for me. ;-)

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Do not look too long into the ears! You will never be able to tear yourself away!

And God yes, that story. I'm definitely saving it for another read later. Probably several.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

There's an elf lady? Is this why Mad Dog has been forced to make (highly comical) protestations about not being a Keebler Elf?

They are truly magical ears. Perhaps they are the source of all his power? (The power of hotness, that is.)

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

They did a good job, the day they put together Mad Dog. *nods seriously*

[eliade.livejournal.com]

Those ears never fail to astonish me.

I ogle the elf.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Aren't they? SGA: not just vampires in space--elves, too!

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Hypnotic! Hmm. Why don't I have an icon of David Hewlett's nipples?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I want to read the story where Rodney the whole city an entire alien civilization becomes hypnotized by the ears. Just from putting together this post, I'm halfway there!

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I don't either! This is a tragedy.

*consoles herself with David Hewlett's ass*

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

There IS an elf woman. In 2005 she did a long and embarrassing thing about his ears - it might have been an epic poem to them, I don't know because I have yet to be able to listen to the audio portion. And THIS year she got up at the Q & A and he said "I'm not discussing elves this year," and so she instead insisted on teaching him to salute properly and somehow, somewhere I'm sure there was a small, still, voice - sounding very much like David Hewlett in fact, in the back of The Flan's head saying "See, you should've stuck with the elf fixation."

After considerable observation and thought, I have concluded that it is mostly likely that The Flan's Immense Powers derive from two primary sources:

The Ears and The Hair.

Although I believe The Power of The Hair to be the stronger of the two (The Hair has been known to emit the "Total Amnesia About Anything Joe Said At A Con Energy Ray," for example), nevertheless, I think The Ears may play a significant role in rendering other people speechless and possibly forcing them to hand over their doughnuts without protest.

[wychwood]

*nods seriously in return and tucks callipers back into phrenology kit*

(why is he "mad dog", by the way? Not that it's not a great name :) )

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

*snorts* Right.

What's with the Mad Dog, btw? Did I miss something?

[looking4tarzan.livejournal.com]

lol yeah...good fic mmmmmmmm
*resists lure of the ears*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*is more than a little evil, so considers not ever explaining it and just smirking a lot*

But no: jokes are funnier when shared! It's 'cause in the horrific First Monday, JF's character says that his nickname used to Mad Dog. Siria and I decided that this was the best thing EVER, and so I shall call him that forever more!

Or at least until I stop finding it hilarious. Which will be never. *g*