SGA Bulwer-Lytton Contest!

[trinityofone]

cincodemaygirl pointed out that the winners of this year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest have been announced. This is the contest where people try to create the worst opening sentence of a novel EVER. Glancing over the winners, I remembered that ages back someone had done a BtVS version of the contest. (My favorite entry was, and still is, "I'm back!" Riley said.) And I thought: Dude, we need to have the SGA version of this, like, yesterday.

So! Comment here with the worst possible sentence you can imagine opening an SGA fic. On Friday morning, I'll pick a winner and maybe a few runners-up and there will be prizes of some kind. (Maybe fic, maybe something else.) Hopefully, if enough people play, this will be entertaining enough to get us through to the premiere.

I may also compose a few bad sentences myself, although obviously, I am not qualified to win my own contest. *g* Oh, and please feel free to pimp this!

Okay...go!

ETA: In response to a question: Yes, you can enter as many times as you want. *eg*

Comments

[wolfshark]

Rodney sobbed into his pillow.

[dancinguniverse.livejournal.com]

Simple, yet brilliant. I like.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Hee. Yes, I often like those that are short-but-sweet.

[ileliberte.livejournal.com]

Rodney sobbed into his pillow.

That was excellent! The only way it could be better (worse?) is if you put 'brokenly' after "sobbed". I think I might even have read a similar sentence in an actual story :( , needless to say, I didn't stick around too long there.

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure -- "John sobbed into his pillow" might be worse.

[wolfshark]

Now I have that as a mental picture and I think my brain just broke.

Gee, thanks.

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

*takes a bow*

Trin, feel free to count that as my entry.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Will, enthusiastically, do!