SGA Bulwer-Lytton Contest!

[trinityofone]

cincodemaygirl pointed out that the winners of this year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest have been announced. This is the contest where people try to create the worst opening sentence of a novel EVER. Glancing over the winners, I remembered that ages back someone had done a BtVS version of the contest. (My favorite entry was, and still is, "I'm back!" Riley said.) And I thought: Dude, we need to have the SGA version of this, like, yesterday.

So! Comment here with the worst possible sentence you can imagine opening an SGA fic. On Friday morning, I'll pick a winner and maybe a few runners-up and there will be prizes of some kind. (Maybe fic, maybe something else.) Hopefully, if enough people play, this will be entertaining enough to get us through to the premiere.

I may also compose a few bad sentences myself, although obviously, I am not qualified to win my own contest. *g* Oh, and please feel free to pimp this!

Okay...go!

ETA: In response to a question: Yes, you can enter as many times as you want. *eg*

Comments

[siria]

"But seriously, babe," Rodney said to John, "do these BDUs make my ass look big?"

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

This is scary, because something quite similar to this (but not quite as good) was the first thing I thought of!

Could it be...SIRINITY?

[siria]

I believe it just might! Our brains, they work as one! Or at least, your brain works, and I just siphon off it. Like a brain leech! Or something similarly appetising. Yup.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Nah, there's definitely co-leeching. I say this as someone who recently got "space herpes" from you.

Wording intentional, because I am evil like that.

[siria]

Miss Trin, you are giving me a deserved reputation. Do you want people on the internets to think I'm a hussy?

[siria]

I think studies have shown that I'm already a hussy. *eyes own cleavage thoughtfully*