SGA Bulwer-Lytton Contest!

[trinityofone]

cincodemaygirl pointed out that the winners of this year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest have been announced. This is the contest where people try to create the worst opening sentence of a novel EVER. Glancing over the winners, I remembered that ages back someone had done a BtVS version of the contest. (My favorite entry was, and still is, "I'm back!" Riley said.) And I thought: Dude, we need to have the SGA version of this, like, yesterday.

So! Comment here with the worst possible sentence you can imagine opening an SGA fic. On Friday morning, I'll pick a winner and maybe a few runners-up and there will be prizes of some kind. (Maybe fic, maybe something else.) Hopefully, if enough people play, this will be entertaining enough to get us through to the premiere.

I may also compose a few bad sentences myself, although obviously, I am not qualified to win my own contest. *g* Oh, and please feel free to pimp this!

Okay...go!

ETA: In response to a question: Yes, you can enter as many times as you want. *eg*

Comments

[whiskeypants.livejournal.com]

i'm disappointed in the Lytton results. can't play this game, though...

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was a little disappointed too, although there were a few good ones. But you could totally play! The characters names are John, Rodney, Teyla, Ronon, Elizabeth, Radek, Carson, Lorne, Cadman, Caldwell, Ford...and there are space vampires. Make up anything!

I need to call you!

[whiskeypants.livejournal.com]

space vampires?

and, YES you need to call me. some evening soon? not thursday, as i have a date with ari, who is leaving for a week friday morning. maybe in august i can come to los angeles?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Yes, SPACE VAMPIRES. It is an awesome show! Really!

Can I perhaps call you tonight? My new phone is being a bit funky, but I bet we can make something work.

I would LOVE to see you in August. I will have my own place by then, so if you want, you could even stay with me. However, there's one weekend when I might be going to Vegas, and then I'm coming up on the 31st for the wedding. But we should definitely talk dates!