SGA Bulwer-Lytton Contest!

[trinityofone]

cincodemaygirl pointed out that the winners of this year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest have been announced. This is the contest where people try to create the worst opening sentence of a novel EVER. Glancing over the winners, I remembered that ages back someone had done a BtVS version of the contest. (My favorite entry was, and still is, "I'm back!" Riley said.) And I thought: Dude, we need to have the SGA version of this, like, yesterday.

So! Comment here with the worst possible sentence you can imagine opening an SGA fic. On Friday morning, I'll pick a winner and maybe a few runners-up and there will be prizes of some kind. (Maybe fic, maybe something else.) Hopefully, if enough people play, this will be entertaining enough to get us through to the premiere.

I may also compose a few bad sentences myself, although obviously, I am not qualified to win my own contest. *g* Oh, and please feel free to pimp this!

Okay...go!

ETA: In response to a question: Yes, you can enter as many times as you want. *eg*

Comments

[shiny-starlight.livejournal.com]

I agree. We dont want over the top. Thats just tacky and a little bit cheesy. How about blue words surrounded by yellow? to highlight it?



Ooh! John's hair must have highlights. They're the in thing daaaaling

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lemon_lyman_/]

oooh, but you must be careful when you get into highlighting the hair; if you don't have just the right makeup to go with it, the look is ruined.

[shiny-starlight.livejournal.com]

Damn, you got a point there. We'll have to make sure he's 'artfully' highlighted