SGA Bulwer-Lytton Contest!

[trinityofone]

cincodemaygirl pointed out that the winners of this year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest have been announced. This is the contest where people try to create the worst opening sentence of a novel EVER. Glancing over the winners, I remembered that ages back someone had done a BtVS version of the contest. (My favorite entry was, and still is, "I'm back!" Riley said.) And I thought: Dude, we need to have the SGA version of this, like, yesterday.

So! Comment here with the worst possible sentence you can imagine opening an SGA fic. On Friday morning, I'll pick a winner and maybe a few runners-up and there will be prizes of some kind. (Maybe fic, maybe something else.) Hopefully, if enough people play, this will be entertaining enough to get us through to the premiere.

I may also compose a few bad sentences myself, although obviously, I am not qualified to win my own contest. *g* Oh, and please feel free to pimp this!

Okay...go!

ETA: In response to a question: Yes, you can enter as many times as you want. *eg*

Comments

[lizamanynames.livejournal.com]

"What it comes down to, Samantha my dear," McKay said, awkwardly trying to pull his pants back up, "is that this would be much more satisfying if I didn't know you were an alternate universe clone who'd been brainwashed by the Ori into tying to pry information out of me. Also, I like men now."

((Okay, that's two lines, sue me.))

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

And once again: wait! I actually want to read that story! *g*

[lizamanynames.livejournal.com]

The sad thing is... so do I...

[ceitie.livejournal.com]

*snorts water over keyboard* I would pay sooo much for this to be an actual line from the show.