SGA Bulwer-Lytton Contest!

[trinityofone]

cincodemaygirl pointed out that the winners of this year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest have been announced. This is the contest where people try to create the worst opening sentence of a novel EVER. Glancing over the winners, I remembered that ages back someone had done a BtVS version of the contest. (My favorite entry was, and still is, "I'm back!" Riley said.) And I thought: Dude, we need to have the SGA version of this, like, yesterday.

So! Comment here with the worst possible sentence you can imagine opening an SGA fic. On Friday morning, I'll pick a winner and maybe a few runners-up and there will be prizes of some kind. (Maybe fic, maybe something else.) Hopefully, if enough people play, this will be entertaining enough to get us through to the premiere.

I may also compose a few bad sentences myself, although obviously, I am not qualified to win my own contest. *g* Oh, and please feel free to pimp this!

Okay...go!

ETA: In response to a question: Yes, you can enter as many times as you want. *eg*

Comments

[wildgreentide.livejournal.com]

Miko had never known anyone as brave, strong, or smart as Dr. Rodney McKay, a fact that she had the opportunity to reflect upon at length while she watched Dr. McKay serenade Major John Sheppard with "Holding Out For a Hero"; at that moment, Miko knew she had made the right choice in bringing her karaoke machine to Atlantis as her personal item, for she was pleased to think that it might be her destiny to help bring these two men together in eternal love and devotion.

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

Words cannot express how much I love this. So I'll have to do this -

DJADSJFLDJASDFJLDSFJDFADSFJLKFA

[nestra.livejournal.com]

How oddly sweet. Miko should get a whole story out of this, I say.

[wildgreentide.livejournal.com]

Heh. In fact, uh, *cough* this is a plot bunny that I've been mulling over for some time, because (1) I love Miko and think she should have lots of stories written about her, and (2) Atlantis Karaoke Night could be horrifyingly hilarious.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*is enthusiastically in favor of Atlantis Karaoke Night*

[nestra.livejournal.com]

Do it! DO IT!

[ceitie.livejournal.com]

*jumps and waves pompoms encouragingly* Karaoke Night in Atlantis! Woo!

[cincodemaygirl.livejournal.com]

I would so entirely read that.