SGA Bulwer-Lytton Contest!

[trinityofone]

cincodemaygirl pointed out that the winners of this year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest have been announced. This is the contest where people try to create the worst opening sentence of a novel EVER. Glancing over the winners, I remembered that ages back someone had done a BtVS version of the contest. (My favorite entry was, and still is, "I'm back!" Riley said.) And I thought: Dude, we need to have the SGA version of this, like, yesterday.

So! Comment here with the worst possible sentence you can imagine opening an SGA fic. On Friday morning, I'll pick a winner and maybe a few runners-up and there will be prizes of some kind. (Maybe fic, maybe something else.) Hopefully, if enough people play, this will be entertaining enough to get us through to the premiere.

I may also compose a few bad sentences myself, although obviously, I am not qualified to win my own contest. *g* Oh, and please feel free to pimp this!

Okay...go!

ETA: In response to a question: Yes, you can enter as many times as you want. *eg*

Comments

[lallybroch.livejournal.com]

Okay, I've got one more:

John strummed his guitar as Rodney's beautiful tenor echoed around the campsite.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

Are they both on fire?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Are they singing "Kumbaya"?

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

And that is why I want to marry you Trin.

Also, explain to me about Tobey Maguire marrying a girl? Next there will be claims Shep is straight and I shall have to retire from life.

[lallybroch.livejournal.com]

BWA!

And...yes.

[wychwood]

OK, this accomplishes the impossible extremely improbable by being funnier than the original sentence *g*