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[trinityofone]

Things NOT to tell the cops when you call to report the assholes who start blasting punk music at 3:30 in the morning:

--I'm upset because they're going to ruin The Ramones for me forever.

--I'm so mad I could KILL someone.

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[siria]

Tell them that I will be there soon, and that I have connections to the Irish mob!

Or at least, that I have a very scary daddy who I'm sure will be more than happy to kick them inna head a la Kowalski just for you.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I assume you mean the music-blasters, not the cops. ;-)

But yeah. Damn do I wish I were just slightly more intimidating than the hulking she-beast you know me to be. Then maybe they would have listened!

[siria]

... yes, the bad neighbours, of course that's who I meant.

And you are very intimidating in real life, Trin! You know that you veritably tower over me, and that I cower whenever I am in your presence!