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[trinityofone]

Things NOT to tell the cops when you call to report the assholes who start blasting punk music at 3:30 in the morning:

--I'm upset because they're going to ruin The Ramones for me forever.

--I'm so mad I could KILL someone.

Comments

[dizzyditz.livejournal.com]

That blows, but yet is hilarious. What happened after the second remark?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Well, nothing, really. But if the dispatcher and I had been face to face, or if my life were a movie and there was some clever intercutting, I would have been on the receiving end of total lack of amusement.

[dizzyditz.livejournal.com]

Maybe they would have burst out laughing and said "Oh man, I get that ALL the time."