Fannish Bulwer-Lytton Contest!
Aug. 18th, 2008 06:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trinityofoneSmart Bitches Trashy Books is having a contest in honor of the 2008 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners. Two years ago, I held a similar contest. I feel like it's time to bring it backâwith a vengeance!
Here are the rules:
1. Comment with the worst sentence you can imagine opening a fic. I am opening this up to any and all fandoms this year, with the caveat that, as the initial judge, I may be more partial to fandoms I am familiar with. Note: the sentence should be a sentence. Crazy punctuation is fine and even encouraged, but opening paragraphs will not be counted. ETA: You're welcome to make as many entries as you like. I'd recommend one per comment for clarity, but I'm not gonna be a stickler on that.
2. On Thursday morning-ish, I will choose my ten favorite entries for everyone to vote on. Feel free to comment on your favorite entries; my opinions on matters unpolitical can often be swayed. ;-)
3. Voting will run through the weekend; on Monday I will announce the winners and possibly some runners-up. There will be prizes! (Most likely a selection of used books on numerous enchanting subjects.)
4. Feel free to link! Let's see if we can make this an omnifannish extravaganza.
And...go!
Here are the rules:
1. Comment with the worst sentence you can imagine opening a fic. I am opening this up to any and all fandoms this year, with the caveat that, as the initial judge, I may be more partial to fandoms I am familiar with. Note: the sentence should be a sentence. Crazy punctuation is fine and even encouraged, but opening paragraphs will not be counted. ETA: You're welcome to make as many entries as you like. I'd recommend one per comment for clarity, but I'm not gonna be a stickler on that.
2. On Thursday morning-ish, I will choose my ten favorite entries for everyone to vote on. Feel free to comment on your favorite entries; my opinions on matters unpolitical can often be swayed. ;-)
3. Voting will run through the weekend; on Monday I will announce the winners and possibly some runners-up. There will be prizes! (Most likely a selection of used books on numerous enchanting subjects.)
4. Feel free to link! Let's see if we can make this an omnifannish extravaganza.
And...go!
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SGA--this one's for the laaaadies!
Date: 2008-08-19 07:35 pm (UTC)Re: SGA--this one's for the laaaadies!
Date: 2008-08-19 08:48 pm (UTC)Re: SGA--this one's for the laaaadies!
Date: 2008-08-19 09:47 pm (UTC)Re: SGA--this one's for the laaaadies!
Date: 2008-08-19 09:20 pm (UTC)it's the use of the word "females" at the end that really makes it.
Re: SGA--this one's for the laaaadies!
Date: 2008-08-19 09:39 pm (UTC)Re: SGA--this one's for the laaaadies!
Date: 2008-08-19 10:11 pm (UTC)Re: SGA--this one's for the laaaadies!
Date: 2008-08-19 10:13 pm (UTC)Re: SGA--this one's for the laaaadies!
Date: 2008-08-19 10:22 pm (UTC)Re: SGA--this one's for the laaaadies!
Date: 2008-08-19 10:25 pm (UTC)*facepalms* I can't believe we're doing this in someone else's LJ.
Re: SGA--this one's for the laaaadies!
Date: 2008-08-19 10:20 pm (UTC)Would that be Garamond?
Re: SGA--this one's for the laaaadies!
Date: 2008-08-19 11:40 pm (UTC)