Fannish Bulwer-Lytton Contest!

[trinityofone]

Smart Bitches Trashy Books is having a contest in honor of the 2008 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners. Two years ago, I held a similar contest. I feel like it's time to bring it back—with a vengeance!

Here are the rules:

1. Comment with the worst sentence you can imagine opening a fic. I am opening this up to any and all fandoms this year, with the caveat that, as the initial judge, I may be more partial to fandoms I am familiar with. Note: the sentence should be a sentence. Crazy punctuation is fine and even encouraged, but opening paragraphs will not be counted. ETA: You're welcome to make as many entries as you like. I'd recommend one per comment for clarity, but I'm not gonna be a stickler on that.

2. On Thursday morning-ish, I will choose my ten favorite entries for everyone to vote on. Feel free to comment on your favorite entries; my opinions on matters unpolitical can often be swayed. ;-)

3. Voting will run through the weekend; on Monday I will announce the winners and possibly some runners-up. There will be prizes! (Most likely a selection of used books on numerous enchanting subjects.)

4. Feel free to link! Let's see if we can make this an omnifannish extravaganza.

And...go!

Comments

Star Trek the Original Series

[qzee.livejournal.com]

People had begun to disappear on Enterprise, but no one noticed because James Tiberius Kirk was fluffing his hair and looking in the mirror while practicing long speeches full of mixed metaphores, and it was that time of the decade for Spock, and Leonard McCoy was drunk AGAIN and so was Scotty, but maybe the potted plant Gertrude noticed how people were beginning to dissappear, but if she did, she hadn't told anyone, but they were, in fact disappearing and it was all because of the Redshirt Who Lived! *Thunder*

Re: Star Trek the Original Series

[ladyoflisquill.livejournal.com]

RESHIRTS REVOLT! LOL!

Re: Star Trek the Original Series

[roaringmice.livejournal.com]

Oh, ouch, that was wonderfully bad.