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Smart Bitches Trashy Books is having a contest in honor of the 2008 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners. Two years ago, I held a similar contest. I feel like it's time to bring it back—with a vengeance!

Here are the rules:

1. Comment with the worst sentence you can imagine opening a fic. I am opening this up to any and all fandoms this year, with the caveat that, as the initial judge, I may be more partial to fandoms I am familiar with. Note: the sentence should be a sentence. Crazy punctuation is fine and even encouraged, but opening paragraphs will not be counted. ETA: You're welcome to make as many entries as you like. I'd recommend one per comment for clarity, but I'm not gonna be a stickler on that.

2. On Thursday morning-ish, I will choose my ten favorite entries for everyone to vote on. Feel free to comment on your favorite entries; my opinions on matters unpolitical can often be swayed. ;-)

3. Voting will run through the weekend; on Monday I will announce the winners and possibly some runners-up. There will be prizes! (Most likely a selection of used books on numerous enchanting subjects.)

4. Feel free to link! Let's see if we can make this an omnifannish extravaganza.

And...go!

Torchwood

Date: 2008-08-19 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katydidmischief.livejournal.com
It wasn't that he hadn't enjoyed working at Torchwood or that he'd grown tired of Jack - he simply couldn't ignore the deal Starbucks had offered him.
Edited Date: 2008-08-19 11:45 pm (UTC)

Re: Torchwood

Date: 2008-08-20 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roaringmice.livejournal.com
Hilarious, but disqualified. Too well written! :winks:
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Re: Torchwood

Date: 2008-08-20 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roaringmice.livejournal.com
Well, then. Congratulations?

Re: Torchwood

Date: 2008-08-20 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyoflisquill.livejournal.com
LOL! And so endeth his Torchwood career.

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