Fannish Bulwer-Lytton Contest!
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trinityofoneSmart Bitches Trashy Books is having a contest in honor of the 2008 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners. Two years ago, I held a similar contest. I feel like it's time to bring it backâwith a vengeance!
Here are the rules:
1. Comment with the worst sentence you can imagine opening a fic. I am opening this up to any and all fandoms this year, with the caveat that, as the initial judge, I may be more partial to fandoms I am familiar with. Note: the sentence should be a sentence. Crazy punctuation is fine and even encouraged, but opening paragraphs will not be counted. ETA: You're welcome to make as many entries as you like. I'd recommend one per comment for clarity, but I'm not gonna be a stickler on that.
2. On Thursday morning-ish, I will choose my ten favorite entries for everyone to vote on. Feel free to comment on your favorite entries; my opinions on matters unpolitical can often be swayed. ;-)
3. Voting will run through the weekend; on Monday I will announce the winners and possibly some runners-up. There will be prizes! (Most likely a selection of used books on numerous enchanting subjects.)
4. Feel free to link! Let's see if we can make this an omnifannish extravaganza.
And...go!
Here are the rules:
1. Comment with the worst sentence you can imagine opening a fic. I am opening this up to any and all fandoms this year, with the caveat that, as the initial judge, I may be more partial to fandoms I am familiar with. Note: the sentence should be a sentence. Crazy punctuation is fine and even encouraged, but opening paragraphs will not be counted. ETA: You're welcome to make as many entries as you like. I'd recommend one per comment for clarity, but I'm not gonna be a stickler on that.
2. On Thursday morning-ish, I will choose my ten favorite entries for everyone to vote on. Feel free to comment on your favorite entries; my opinions on matters unpolitical can often be swayed. ;-)
3. Voting will run through the weekend; on Monday I will announce the winners and possibly some runners-up. There will be prizes! (Most likely a selection of used books on numerous enchanting subjects.)
4. Feel free to link! Let's see if we can make this an omnifannish extravaganza.
And...go!
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Life on Mars
Date: 2008-08-20 02:23 am (UTC)Re: Life on Mars
Date: 2008-08-20 02:30 am (UTC)Also: ew. :)
Re: Life on Mars
Date: 2008-08-20 02:32 am (UTC)Re: Life on Mars
Date: 2008-08-21 02:01 am (UTC)Re: Life on Mars
Date: 2008-08-20 10:45 am (UTC)Re: Life on Mars
Date: 2008-08-20 05:15 pm (UTC)That should be a much more appealing prospect and yet somehow, it isn't.
Re: Life on Mars
Date: 2008-08-21 02:02 am (UTC)Re: Life on Mars
Date: 2008-08-20 11:38 am (UTC)Re: Life on Mars
Date: 2008-08-21 02:03 am (UTC)and loveee the Guv icon! I've been trying to find an animated one of him with the sandwich in his mouth, driving backwards.
Re: Life on Mars
Date: 2008-08-21 02:43 am (UTC)Re: Life on Mars
Date: 2008-08-21 02:59 am (UTC)